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captainafab.bsky.social
Quarter to Worm
@captainafab.bsky.social
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✨Powerful degenerate pervert corrupting your children merely by existing✨

Harris. Nonbinary. ADHD. Autistic. 40s. He/him. 🔞

Pfp alt text: photo of David Lynch smoking with all-caps red text over his face reading “fix your heart.”
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4 panels of screenshots from Deep Space 9 of Garak and Bashir on a lunch date. Bashir is all enraptured and Garak is ambiguous and mysterious.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Turned off replies and quotes on your post announcing you’re throwing trans women under the bus because you don’t like being criticised for your poor decisions.
Bsky post made by Women’s Institute on 03/12/25 with replies disabled: It is with the utmost regret and sadness that we announce a change to our membership rules, following the outcome of the UK Supreme Court judgement in April.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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#TransOnTrains
Goodbye Cornwall 🖤🤍
It’s Harris on a train. He’s on his way back to the Big Smoke. Through the window is visible the road bridge crossing the river Tamar which is the boundary between Cornwall and Devon.
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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My last minutes transing on my own personal train. My train home is in a few mins. This has been a truly excellent week.
Harris outside his railway carriage. Harris’ beautiful railway carriage. It is orange and brown and has steps up to a side door Back view of Harris’ railway carriage. It is right beside that station and a train is passing through. End view of Harris’ railway carriage. The end door is open, there are potted flowering plants at the bottom the stems, and the light is on inside giving it a cosy glow.
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Someone was busy last night 🎃 👻
Dark green liveried GWR tran carriage at a station. On the side is a large graffiti tag in purple which says “Junior.” Either side of the word is a white ghost and the “O” is a grinning pumokin. To the left of the tag in smaller white writing is written “Ooooo it’s the BTP!!!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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AND my mum just sent these pics from one of my visits here a decade ago. I love and miss this cat so much 🖤🤍
Harris sits in a wingback armchair with a black cat with white Whicker and white patches around her mouth and nose lying across the back of it. Harris is living dangerously by putting his head on the cat’s flank. She is tolerating it for now. A black cat sleeps curled on a carpet beside a black stove with its white feet stretched out. Another view of the cat lying by the stove. She loved a stove. At my parents’ house she would lie in the hearth with her head the stove once it had cooled enough to it to roast her. She had an overactive thyroid so was unable to regulate her body temperature well and always craved warmth.
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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My last evening transing on my own personal train. I’ve had an excellent time and while I’m eager to see P and Trapper and sleep in my own bed, I’ll miss it. I mustn’t go another 10 years before I return here!

#TransOnTrains
Mirror selfie of Harris taken in a long mirror on the wall of a railway carriage converted into a holiday let. In the foreground some of the patchwork bedspread on the a double bed Harris is sitting is visible. Behind it on the left is the mirror showing Harris sitting on the bed and Harris jeans and jumper hanging on a hook (despite it being an autumn evening Harris is wearing only a T-shirt because the stove is keeping it toasty warm). To the right a galley kitchen, and beyond it a black wood burner is just visible at the other end of the carriage. The varnished wood of the structure is various shades of rich browns, and the space is cosy. Harris takes a backlit selfie giving a thumbs-up in the doorway of his railway carriage. The shadow of his glasses on his face make it look like he has straight, thick, upturned eyebrows joined in the middle like a Vulcan mono-brow, which tbh now he’s seen it is transition goals. Harris by the stove, which has a whistling kettle on top of it, smiling. Harris takes a selfie beside a shelf with model trains on it.
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Hart’s Tongue

Silent green linguas
What secrets are you keeping?
What truths do you hide?
A luscious green hart’s tongue fern. It is growing on the top of a wall with ivy and other vegetation covering it. It has long, green leaves like tongues which, where we can see their underside, have red flecks along them. The underside of a hart’s tongue fern leaf growing in woodland at the side of a path. The red stripes are clearly visible. A heart’s tongue fern growing among ivy and bramble. A heart’s tongue fern viewed from the side. It has ivy growing around it and a tree with a gnarled, bent trunk behind it. Everything is green and brown and verdant.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Putting My Hands on the Moss Covering a Stone Bridge

Yielding damp coolness
Lush green embraces fingers
In October rain
A bridge over a stream in woodland. The entire sides of the bridge are overgrown with ivy, ferns and moss.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Passed this little apple tree today. It’s so small, in such an unusual place, and its fruits such a rich, dark red, and the late afternoon sun highlighted them in such a way that it really felt like I’d just walked into an immersive performance of Snow White.
A small apple tree in a sparse hedgerow in front of a field of sheep. It has very few leaves and three dark red apples hanging form it. It looks like it’s been arranged by a set decorator rather than grown there.
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I came here several times ~10 years ago and took selfies each time in this spot. I must find them and compare then and now.
Harris takes a selfie with a viaduct over a river in the background.
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Gorl hot. Tiddy warm and close.
A road sign with an arrow pointing right to Tiddy Close.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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And LOOK at this beach. It couldn’t be more perfect. I spent a pleasant hour examining the rock pools.
A view across a rocky outcrops on a beach. The sky is blue with fluffy white clouds and the sun is hitting the rocks and sea in a perfectly picturesque fashion. Rocky outcrop on a beach. The rock in the foreground is an orangey-brown, while the rock behind it is a darker brown, and in the distance it is grey. It’s made up of sedimentary layers which have been turned on their side by geological activity. Pampas grass in the foreground with large, fluffy seed heads. Behind is a view of a stretch of sand and the sea. The sky is a clear blue and it’s a sunny autumn day. A view of a long finger of rock standing in the sea.
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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My job is Beach.
Harris takes a selfie. Behind him is the sea with a blue sea with the sun reflecting off it, and rocks with rock pools.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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‼️TRANS ON BUSSES ON FERRIES‼️

I didn’t realise the bus drove onto the ferry, so this is an unexpected delight 🚍➡️⛴️
Harris takes a selfie in front of a dirty bus window showing the side of the ferry and blue sky.
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Leaving Cornwall for Devon with a view of the Tamar suspension road bridge (opened 1961h from the adjacent Royal Albert rail bridge (one of Brunel’s, opened 1859).
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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I did a lot of Transing On Trains to get here yesterday but didn’t document it. I will endeavour to be more insufferable about it for the rest of my stay. I’m off to the beach 🏖️
Harris takes a train selfie on a train. He’s wearing a blue cap and a waxed jacket.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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I’m staying in a converted railway carriage holiday let, which is the ultimate #TransOnTrains. You’re going to have to accept my relentless bullshit about it this week.
Harris takes a selfie standing in the galley kitchen of a wooden railway carriage. The wood is varnished in a rich mid-brown. Harris sits in a wingback armchair in his cozy railway carriage living room area. Beside him is a small wooden table with a vase of flowers.
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX
Screenshot of AO3 website: “1 - 20 of 176 Works in Ever Given Container Ship (Anthropomorphic)”
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Baby’s first Le Creuset (a housewarming gift from very dear friends) 💙🩵
A pair of blue ombré salt and pepper mills sit on a blue corner shelf in a kitchen. The wall behind them is painted hot pink. They are pale blue at the top, fading to mid-blue at the bottom. They are tall and narrow. They are a classic salt & pepper mill shape, with a round top and a thinner waist in the middle. The “Le Creuset” brand name is near the bottom. Behind them on the shelf is a glass salt cellar, two tiny jam jars containing seasoning, and some small china jars on a wooden stand with tiny wooden spoons attached to the side.
October 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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#LupinIII Jigoe fluff fic for #AllShipsWeek.

Explicit ~ 3000 of 6000 words ~ Trans!Jigen/Autistic!Goemon ~ 18+

Concluding chapter coming tomorrow.
Of All Sweet Passions NB_Cecil Summary: Jigen and Goemon get snowed in at a remote mountain cabin, forcing Goemon to face his feelings. Goemon spent the morning trying-and mostly failing— to meditate. Every time he attempted to clear his mind, images of Jigen would float unbidden into his thoughts. Jigen's thighs in those tight grey pants, muscles moving through their continuous cycle of contraction and extension as he climbed the steep path, the way the fabric creased just below his butt cheek with each step— which had kept Goemon occupied for over an hour on yesterday's hike... Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Lupin III Relationship: Ishikawa Goemon XIII/Jigen Daisuke Characters: Ishikawa Goemon XIII, Jigen Daisuke Additional Tags: Snowed In, And there was only one bed (two very small beds actually), Autistic Ishikawa Goemon X111, Trans Jigen Daisuke, Phalloplasty, Awkward Boners, Goemon is young and horny, Alcohol, Goemon has a lot of shame to work through, Huddling For Warmth, Blue Balls, All Ships Week 2025, Age Difference, Sensory Overload, Anxiety, Anxious Ishikawa Goemon XII, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Jigen's canonical misogyny makes a brief appearance Language: English Collections: All Ships Week 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-24 Updated: 2025-10-24 Words: 3,226 Chapters: 2/3 Hits: 4
October 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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And another #LupinIII fic:

‘Dear Pops…’

Lupin/Zenigata trash ship. Mature. ~2000 words. Heed the tags!

archiveofourown.org/works/72587846
Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex Category: M/M Fandom: Lupin III Relationship: Arsène Lupin III/Zenigata Kouichi Characters: Arsène Lupin III, Zenigata Kouichi, Original Characters Additional Tags: All Ships Week 2025, Grooming, ACAB includes Zenigata, Extremely Dubious Consent, Past Rape/Non-con, Nonbinary Lupin, Past Sexual Abuse, Teenage Lupin Language: English Collections: All Ships Week 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-20 Words: 1,842 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 1 Hits: 26 Dear Pops... NB_Cecil Dear Pops... NB_Cecil Summary: A rookie cop discovers the origin of Zenigata's all-consuming obsession with Lupin. Officer Sato tipped the contents out onto her desk. A thick wedge of black-and-white photographs spilled across the polished surface. The uppermost was of a young person with tousled dark hair, their gender not immediately determinable, lying on a bed winking up at the camera with a broad grin. She turned it over. On the back was an inscription written in biro:
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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#LupinIII fic:

‘Sleep Comes Very Close to Death’

Lupin/Jigen. 800 words. Mature.

archiveofourown.org/works/72596906
Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Lupin III Relationship: Jigen Daisuke/Arsène Lupin III Characters: Jigen Daisuke, Arsène Lupin III Additional Tags: Literal Sleeping Together, Pillow Talk, Episode s02e32 Lupin Dies Twice, Needy Jigen, Daddy Kink, Established Relationship, All Ships Week 2025 Language: English Collections: All Ships Week 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-21 Words: 804 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0 Sleep Comes Very Close to Death NB Cecil Daisuke Jigen wasn't a co-sleeper. He liked to sprawl in his own space and tended to kick his lovers out of bed soon after sex. Arsène Lupin III preferred to cuddle, fall asleep, and wake up together, but after this many years he knew it was futile to expect Jigen to change his habit.
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Oh. Haha. They already did it. Gonna kill Bluesky rather than admit the fucked up. FREE LINK.
Search for “link” on Bluesky returns no results. Search for “free” on Bluesky returns no results.
October 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM