He couldn't decide how to punctuate the possessive for Oates and didn't want to get it wrong, so he went with this incredibly awkward phrasing.

I'm blocked by a food bank?

Oooooooh I hope I hope, let me live in the blueeee

I wondered where that came from.

Tell em Abe msa.maryland.gov/megafile/msa...

Read it in high school and immediately reread it I was so blown away

I disagree completely. I want to find out his entire body was degloved dick first in an accident with a tractor PTO.

Too real, ouch ouch ouch

I also hate my sad, solidarity

I highly recommend the spaghetti wrap -- putting the spaghet inside a tortilla to contain and constrain

labour/democrats/whoever are not losing because they’re discussing supporting trans people. they’re losing because they agreed, by engaging in the argument at all, with the premise that some minority groups can be blamed for social problems.

it’s only ever going to be a question of who is blamed.

How the media talks about us AND how much credence they give to parents who hate their children. The people quoted in that screenshot are widely recognized bigots!

I can't help but think of that person who sued Pepsi because there was a MOUSE in the can and they discovered it when they took a huge gulp and I cannot have any kind of semisolid gelatinous anything in my beverages or I will die from the power of my imagination

When has America ever done this in America, only never surely

Most people are functionally [il]literate, and ability to think critically and interpret subtext is highly correlated to reading ability; satire is genuinely impossible for many people to parse. It breaks my heart sometimes. There are ways to play together that most people cannot join in.