Anything critical of Pres. Trump was obviously written when my account was hacked.
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"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
What better to do on a cold December’s evening than go for a ride around London to look at all the Christmas lights and end up back at the Bike Shed for a fabulous dinner (I had the sausage and mash and she had the steak)? So we took off the…
What better to do on a cold December’s evening than go for a ride around London to look at all the Christmas lights and end up back at the Bike Shed for a fabulous dinner (I had the sausage and mash and she had the steak)? So we took off the…
Anything critical of Pres. Trump was obviously written when my account was hacked.
Anything critical of Pres. Trump was obviously written when my account was hacked.
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz. They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?