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Hubert Cumberdale
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Smells of soot and poo. Part of the “Anti Growth Coalition”, apparently.
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Isn’t US President Donald Trump, the greatest President in history? And those US Immigration officers - who may be checking this phone when I have to fly to the US - are doing a great job and are under-appreciated.

Anything critical of Pres. Trump was obviously written when my account was hacked.
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December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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President Trump announces details of his new Ukraine peace plan.

Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
…for IIIIIII don’ love youuuuuuu hennynore….
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bike Shed Moto Co London Christmas Lights Ride 2025

What better to do on a cold December’s evening than go for a ride around London to look at all the Christmas lights and end up back at the Bike Shed for a fabulous dinner (I had the sausage and mash and she had the steak)? So we took off the…
Bike Shed Moto Co London Christmas Lights Ride 2025
What better to do on a cold December’s evening than go for a ride around London to look at all the Christmas lights and end up back at the Bike Shed for a fabulous dinner (I had the sausage and mash and she had the steak)? So we took off the panniers to allow for … Continue reading Bike Shed Moto Co London Christmas Lights Ride 2025
r1250rt.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Isn’t US President Donald Trump, the greatest President in history? And those US Immigration officers - who may be checking this phone when I have to fly to the US - are doing a great job and are under-appreciated.

Anything critical of Pres. Trump was obviously written when my account was hacked.
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Away in a tower
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.

Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents

He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 2025 Ride Selfies

We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight’s holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and the famous dunes. In total, I managed 300km whilst […]
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
November 2025 Stats

It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
November 2025 Stats
It’s the 1st of December and it’s the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack of cartilage and arthritis in […]
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
November 2025 Ride Selfies

We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and…
November 2025 Ride Selfies
We had another fortnight's holiday in Corralejo, Fuerteventura, so I again hired a Specialized Allez Elite from Easy Riders Bike Centre and went for a morning ride each day from the villas at Bahiazul along the FV-1 to Tamaragua and/or the FV-104 between the shore and the famous dunes. In total, I managed 300km whilst we were there (plus some walking/hiking).
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
November 2025 Stats

It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack…
November 2025 Stats
It's the 1st of December and it's the start of a strange week: last Friday, I had a painful injection into my knee to see if that will temporarily help with the everyday crippling pain, rather than moving straight to my recommended knee replacement surgery to sort out my lack of cartilage and arthritis in that knee.  The consultant then told me, "no swimming and no saunas" - due to the infection risk - and "no running at all, ever, no cycling for a week, and drastically reduce my step count", all for the first week of December.
richardtherider.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Longest Ride

Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz.  They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of…
Longest Ride
Many people - OK, nobody, actually - ask me what my longest ride was, either in real life or virtually. The answer is 162.89km virtually, and I rode this back on 25 February 2024 on FulGaz.  They say: "Are you up for the challenge? Located in the stunning California Alps, the "Tour of the California Alps – Death Ride®" course crosses three Sierra Nevada mountain passes, for a total of six highly categorized climbs.
richardhmorris.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
October 2025 Stats

Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and I’ve […]
richardtherider.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
October 2025 Stats

Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and…
October 2025 Stats
Much later than usual as I forgot to do the stats and only realised when we were on holiday last week, so my apologies. October was much of the same as September whilst trying to clear the decks at work for our imminent holidays. So I was doing more virtual rides on ROUVY, and I've even enjoyed a Group Ride with Wout van Aert (from the pro cycling…
richardtherider.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh dear! It looks as though Musk’s cesspit is clogged today.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Could @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social please have a word with their colleagues about Children In Need?

In the run up to Christmas in the present economic climate, surely it would be better for it to take place in April or May?
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nigel Farage doesn’t care about losing in Caerphilly. He’s still getting all the publicity and he’s the only thing he cares about. He wouldn’t want to be Prime Minister because he’d actually have to work whilst being paid less than he can grift now and we all know what a lazy fucker he is.
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Maybe they should just stick to assault, DV and taken bribes from Russia? That's all fine, apparently. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform suspends four Kent councillors after Guardian publishes leaked video of fierce infighting
Members of Reform’s flagship county council will be investigated after ‘evidence that they brought the party into disrepute’
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM