Jeff Michael
@captaindecoy.bsky.social
COME ON YOU PUSSY I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA INVADE CANADA ON THE WAY TO INVADING GREENLAND.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
COME ON YOU PUSSY I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA INVADE CANADA ON THE WAY TO INVADING GREENLAND.
YOU ARE A PROPHET
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
YOU ARE A PROPHET
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!
Not that the original was all that great, but the copy is sure low-budget…
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not that the original was all that great, but the copy is sure low-budget…
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’d like to see him name a legal scholar.
Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.
Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’d like to see him name a legal scholar.
Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.
Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.
I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe?
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe?
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.
Is it just me or does 2025 ROY finalist Cade Horton’s zoom room make him look like he’s cosplaying as an Egyptian god of falconry or something?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is it just me or does 2025 ROY finalist Cade Horton’s zoom room make him look like he’s cosplaying as an Egyptian god of falconry or something?
“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”
A portrait of leadership in crisis.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A portrait of leadership in crisis.
“First my car and now this!”
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“First my car and now this!”
NO KINGS.
Except the obvious, of course.
Except the obvious, of course.
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
NO KINGS.
Except the obvious, of course.
Except the obvious, of course.
Hard to believe this guy would let (which is to say, make) a thing like that happen.
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hard to believe this guy would let (which is to say, make) a thing like that happen.
Who is this dude in the Marlins jersey at these west coast games?
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Who is this dude in the Marlins jersey at these west coast games?
What a fucking dirtbag. What utterly unwarranted self-satisfaction.
September 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What a fucking dirtbag. What utterly unwarranted self-satisfaction.
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
Listen, there’s something I’ve got to get off my chest: comics canon or not, this ‘Ultraman’ guy in the new Superman move is bullshit. There is one Ultraman, and this is what he looks like.
Shuwatch, bitches.
Shuwatch, bitches.
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Listen, there’s something I’ve got to get off my chest: comics canon or not, this ‘Ultraman’ guy in the new Superman move is bullshit. There is one Ultraman, and this is what he looks like.
Shuwatch, bitches.
Shuwatch, bitches.
Dude’s a douche for the actual content on the hat, granted, but you have to be one sorry sack of shit in general to have front row season tickets for a baseball team that you always use and then always wear a hat other than the home team’s.
August 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dude’s a douche for the actual content on the hat, granted, but you have to be one sorry sack of shit in general to have front row season tickets for a baseball team that you always use and then always wear a hat other than the home team’s.
If you should see a grappling hook, I’d leave quickly and quietly.
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you should see a grappling hook, I’d leave quickly and quietly.