lady bea
@captaingrammar.bsky.social
30-something. She/her. Amateur knitter and professional third wheel.
For reference: www.identifymedals.com/article/iron...
There's always a chance this is *entirely coincidental*. However, there's also a non-zero chance that I could sprout wings and fly to Neverland, so...
There's always a chance this is *entirely coincidental*. However, there's also a non-zero chance that I could sprout wings and fly to Neverland, so...
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
For reference: www.identifymedals.com/article/iron...
There's always a chance this is *entirely coincidental*. However, there's also a non-zero chance that I could sprout wings and fly to Neverland, so...
There's always a chance this is *entirely coincidental*. However, there's also a non-zero chance that I could sprout wings and fly to Neverland, so...
It's giving Muse's 'Absolution'...
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It's giving Muse's 'Absolution'...
Pantone's Colour of the Year is... Well, it's just fucking white, isn't it?
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pantone's Colour of the Year is... Well, it's just fucking white, isn't it?
Sacrifices were made (I had to move cactii and a tradescantia in a macrame hanger, then wrangle a tension rod)
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sacrifices were made (I had to move cactii and a tradescantia in a macrame hanger, then wrangle a tension rod)
This is not a drill, people - Stargate's comin' back!
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is not a drill, people - Stargate's comin' back!
Candles? Lit. Pumpkin? Carved? Veil between realms? Thinner than my patience.
A blessed All Hallow's Eve to you all.
A blessed All Hallow's Eve to you all.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Candles? Lit. Pumpkin? Carved? Veil between realms? Thinner than my patience.
A blessed All Hallow's Eve to you all.
A blessed All Hallow's Eve to you all.
What in the name of Five Nights at Freddies is going on at my nearby garden centre's Christmas display, and why is Taylor Swift being implicated?!
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What in the name of Five Nights at Freddies is going on at my nearby garden centre's Christmas display, and why is Taylor Swift being implicated?!
...It might be time for website developers to update their lingo...
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
...It might be time for website developers to update their lingo...
It's the land of pasties, cream teas, cheese and cider - of course the South West is 'Southern Good'!
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's the land of pasties, cream teas, cheese and cider - of course the South West is 'Southern Good'!
Although whoever is copywriting for the Argos website's done a fab job here. I'd get to "it's got 4 sockets, innit?" before contemplating my career choices.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Although whoever is copywriting for the Argos website's done a fab job here. I'd get to "it's got 4 sockets, innit?" before contemplating my career choices.
I cannot justify spending £40 on a pair of boots in this economy but BOY do I wish I could...
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I cannot justify spending £40 on a pair of boots in this economy but BOY do I wish I could...
...At least the sun's out?
September 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
...At least the sun's out?
I'm going to need this in a 'small', pleaseandthankyou.
September 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm going to need this in a 'small', pleaseandthankyou.
Why yes, Oh Mighty Algorithm, this mug *does* appeal to my interests. However, after clicking the link to discover it is 24 WHOLE BRITISH POUNDS, I think the fuck not.
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why yes, Oh Mighty Algorithm, this mug *does* appeal to my interests. However, after clicking the link to discover it is 24 WHOLE BRITISH POUNDS, I think the fuck not.
There are many reasons why Baldur's Gate 3 is my new favourite game, not least of which is that the dev/writing team clearly had a fucking blast creating it. #bg3 #ArseOverTeakettle
August 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
There are many reasons why Baldur's Gate 3 is my new favourite game, not least of which is that the dev/writing team clearly had a fucking blast creating it. #bg3 #ArseOverTeakettle
Wild that, depending on what time of the month it is, that I can have an entirely different bra size.
August 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wild that, depending on what time of the month it is, that I can have an entirely different bra size.
You say "Halloween decorations", I say "home decor".
August 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You say "Halloween decorations", I say "home decor".
Hi, Alex Martin - kindly locate the nearest bin and toss yourself into it. Regards, I Still Give a Shit About the Integrity of the Creative Industries. #FuckAI
August 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hi, Alex Martin - kindly locate the nearest bin and toss yourself into it. Regards, I Still Give a Shit About the Integrity of the Creative Industries. #FuckAI
Totally legit. Nothing funky here at ALL.
July 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Totally legit. Nothing funky here at ALL.
If they don't call the main road "Bell End", then what's the fucking point?
July 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If they don't call the main road "Bell End", then what's the fucking point?
Are these technically men's shirts? Yes.
Do I want them? Also yes.
Do I want them? Also yes.
July 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Are these technically men's shirts? Yes.
Do I want them? Also yes.
Do I want them? Also yes.