lady bea
@captaingrammar.bsky.social
30-something. She/her. Amateur knitter and professional third wheel.
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There’s always a tweet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There’s always a tweet.
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Look, friends. I am here to tell you that it is absolutely fine if you did not unlock any achievements in 2025. Did you *see* this year? Christ on a bike, what a mess.
Just be good to each other. That's all that really counts.
Just be good to each other. That's all that really counts.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Look, friends. I am here to tell you that it is absolutely fine if you did not unlock any achievements in 2025. Did you *see* this year? Christ on a bike, what a mess.
Just be good to each other. That's all that really counts.
Just be good to each other. That's all that really counts.
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Know that realistically I'll have to get back on dating apps but every time I think about having to respond to messages that end in "lol" or 🙈, my blood runs cold
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Know that realistically I'll have to get back on dating apps but every time I think about having to respond to messages that end in "lol" or 🙈, my blood runs cold
Manifesting a hot DILF in my life for 2026.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Manifesting a hot DILF in my life for 2026.
Happy Leftovers and Bargains Day! I've tucked into some reheated Christmas Pudding and snagged a new pair of hair straighteners for £20 (down from £55).
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy Leftovers and Bargains Day! I've tucked into some reheated Christmas Pudding and snagged a new pair of hair straighteners for £20 (down from £55).
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
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New film pitch:
A remake of It’s a Wonderful Life, but with biblically-accurate Clarence
A remake of It’s a Wonderful Life, but with biblically-accurate Clarence
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
New film pitch:
A remake of It’s a Wonderful Life, but with biblically-accurate Clarence
A remake of It’s a Wonderful Life, but with biblically-accurate Clarence
Today, as is tradition, I shall be watching The Muppet Christmas Carol - one of the finest adaptations of Dickens that has ever been committed to film.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Today, as is tradition, I shall be watching The Muppet Christmas Carol - one of the finest adaptations of Dickens that has ever been committed to film.
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Needed to find the perfect gift 🎁
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Needed to find the perfect gift 🎁
A Lord of the Rings cover band called My Chemical Rohan's.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called My Chemical Rohan's.
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bring back the coliseum but instead of feeding christians to lions lets feed irritating assholes to boxers
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
bring back the coliseum but instead of feeding christians to lions lets feed irritating assholes to boxers
Out of office? On. Desk? Cleared. To-do list? A problem for New Year's Me.
Let's get Christmassy, y'all!
Let's get Christmassy, y'all!
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Out of office? On. Desk? Cleared. To-do list? A problem for New Year's Me.
Let's get Christmassy, y'all!
Let's get Christmassy, y'all!
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You might say he was drawn to the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You might say he was drawn to the light.
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Remember: The Hunger Games only ended after a violent rebellion when the people banded together against a corrupt Capitol, leading to President Snow being mauled to death by an angry crowd...
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remember: The Hunger Games only ended after a violent rebellion when the people banded together against a corrupt Capitol, leading to President Snow being mauled to death by an angry crowd...
[Fitting a new window]
"Well, that was caulkward..."
"Well, that was caulkward..."
[Qantas jet lands in New Zealand]
“Well, that was Auckward…”
“Well, that was Auckward…”
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
[Fitting a new window]
"Well, that was caulkward..."
"Well, that was caulkward..."
'Tis the season for a spot of yoga*.
*Me, sprawling on the floor, chasing scissors and wrapping paper in a bid to get the Christmas presents I bought to look halfway presentable.
*Me, sprawling on the floor, chasing scissors and wrapping paper in a bid to get the Christmas presents I bought to look halfway presentable.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
'Tis the season for a spot of yoga*.
*Me, sprawling on the floor, chasing scissors and wrapping paper in a bid to get the Christmas presents I bought to look halfway presentable.
*Me, sprawling on the floor, chasing scissors and wrapping paper in a bid to get the Christmas presents I bought to look halfway presentable.
HOLY SHIT YES, GIVE IT TO ME
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
HOLY SHIT YES, GIVE IT TO ME
Winter in the rural idyll of the Arse End of Nowhere means a road closing in December due to flooding, and not expecting it to be open again until February.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Winter in the rural idyll of the Arse End of Nowhere means a road closing in December due to flooding, and not expecting it to be open again until February.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Pantone's Colour of the Year is... Well, it's just fucking white, isn't it?
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Pantone's Colour of the Year is... Well, it's just fucking white, isn't it?
The World Cup Draw feels like the Eurovision results, but 1000% less camp.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The World Cup Draw feels like the Eurovision results, but 1000% less camp.