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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃

@notmoro.bsky.social

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Your internet auntie. Put on a sweater, for heaven's sake. She/her. I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 16d

The Lord is with you!
Even when you do a poo,
He is not ashamed of you.
But please understand
the wiping thereafter
is solely yours to do.

- Julian of Norwich

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 5h

Aww, look at its fat lil murderhead

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 5h

Bats? #taskmaster

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 5h

*scrabbles inside the walls*

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 7h

*knock knock*

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 9h

Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 7h

I have been following @mrnotmoro.bsky.social online since 1994, and now I live in his house

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 11h

It's perfectly safe if you don't mind crawling.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14h

HE'S HERE!!!

Cartoon. At the top it says in large text 'THE FOX THAT ROX!'. Small, at the bottom of the page is a fox playing a guitar. Written next to the guitar are the words 'Plink Plink'.

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 13h

Awful. I have a smaller Raggedy Ann upstairs and she is a true and steadfast friend who got me through a hospital stay when I was but a 4yo. I will not see her noble Ragpeople villified by the Creepy Doll Enthusiast Demographic.

Raggedy Ann, the friendly and not at all creepy rag doll with stripey tights and red hair, and "I love you" tattooed on her butt. Okay, that last bit is creepy.

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 13h

(Sorry. I had to fix the thread.)

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 13h

The wood is good for making skewers, spindles and artists' charcoal, says Wikipedia. Don't eat the fruits.

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

PlantNet says it is a European Spindletree (Euonymus europaeus L.)

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

Anyway: I'm not sure what this is, but it's cute! Not an entirely wasted adventure into the Brambly Wood

Some sorta bright pink flower on an as yet to be identified tree or shrub, with little orange berries emerging

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

I have once again been reminded why I hate foraging

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

... and sent! Enjoy, Gabby (whenever it comes) :)

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

Hello! Sorry, I am back now and on the case *cue dramatic music*

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

(Alt text: many more nice apples obstructed by a wall of brambles as high as my head)

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

Look at that. completely, outrageously inaccessable. I should have come out a week ago, when there would have been more low hanging fruits for the benefit of a passing shortarse.

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14h

Well that was a lot of bramble stompin' for two small apples

The bramble stompin' ground to the apple tree from which I attempted a scrump

Two small red apples. They can go in a tiny crumble, I guess.

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 15h

I will need big boots and possibly a machete

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 15h

I know a tree, and there are some apples left

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 15h

might go scrumping

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Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 15h

See if I can boost this amongst my London peeps

Wholly Calamity @andrewhuntley.bsky.social · 2d

A transphobic pressure group is trying to ban trans women from Hampstead women’s pond – we’re fighting back goodlawproject.org/s/4860b3

Keep Hampstead women’s pond inclusive

A transphobic pressure group is trying to ban trans women from Hampstead women’s pond – we’re fighting back

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 15h

Since we're all in the mood for taking the piss out of the Tories today, play @mattround.com's excellent game from years ago. It's fun.

🌳 Super Tory Boy

Grab the cash, smash wasteful public services and squeeze the scroungers!

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18h

Thing I just learned. “Lede” as in “bury the lede” is a deliberate misspelling of “lead”. It’s part of a lexicon of misspellings used for annotations by journalists and subs so that notes on copy are removed, rather than included in the body of the text by accident. Others include “dek” and “hed”.

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