Genuinely saw a young lad strutting to his work van in a t-shirt and shorts back when we were in minus figures a while ago. It has to be some new, "macho", dick-swinging thing, I can't see any other reason you'd do that.

The education system has failed so many members of our society...

Is a mop highly-absorbent? Of course. But the logistics of it all makes the mind boggle and the downstairs bits recoil.

The answer was 67%, for the none of you that were curious.

Took me about 40 minutes and a sheet of A4 paper to work it out.

...And this is why I have the *coldest* feet about attempting to date again!

Yes - me. Preferably until I lose consciousness and am no longer able to do the sums in question.

I mean, I'll do it because I'm stubborn and won't be beaten by a calculator, but I reserve to right to complain the entire time.

Not sure if it counts as a cold case necessarily, but I'd love for you to look into the haunting at 30 East Drive in Pontefract.

You do not want to incur the wrath of a Capricorn!

Listen, some of us were born in January and love any excuse to celebrate during one of the longest months of the year!