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David Strathdee
@davidstrathdee.bsky.social
Scientist, comedian and general nerd from Bothwell, Scotland. Does gaming, quizzing, tennis, comedy, and music. Alumnus of Only Connect and lover of puns. (He/him)
Come and watch me do live comedy on Zoom at this brilliant brilliant online comedy show!

It’s on Monday at 8pm UK, and it’s FREE 🥳
🍓MONDAY NIGHT🍓

What a way to start your week and you don’t even need to leave the house.

📅 Monday 1st December 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/coherent-c...
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Does anyone else think this behind-the-scenes shot from Blade Runner looks like Rutger Hauer is hosting an episode of Dystopian Pointless
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just out of Wake Up Dead Man. Loved it. Felt a lot more like Knives Out 1, but also unique and surprising in its own way.

Kept me guessing right until the end, which is all I want from a good whodunnit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One of the great mysteries of life is how this stationery company has kept THAT name for this long.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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It’s been 15 years since Dante’s Inferno on Xbox 360 and PS3 and I still don’t think there’s been a dodgier sounding achievement
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Gonzo and Rizzo leaving before the final act of Muppet Christmas Carol is a great example of setting boundaries when your job causes you undue stress. In this essay I will
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love how the Hitman games go out of their way to point out that your targets are all morally terrible people to settle the player’s conscience, then for the DLC they’re now just like “F*ck it, let’s kill Eminem”
Eminem coming to Hitman as an elusive target news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Of all the absurd ways of assassinating your targets in Hitman, a distinct omission from my bingo card was “put on a scarecrow costume and magically incinerate anyone within 20 feet of you in a deranged homage to 1973’s The Wicker Man”.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Very excited to make my @coherentcomedy.bsky.social debut, live on Zoom on December 1st!! 🥳

If you’ve wanted to see me do standup but don’t live around London, now’s your chance!
🍓DAVID STRATHDEE🍓

And so @davidstrathdee.bsky.social completed what will be an absolutely incredible line-up.

Get your tickets below 👇

#CoherentComedy
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
11 days ago, I turned 37.

10,000 days before that (exactly), I watched Scotland play their last match in a men’s World Cup.
I was 15 the last time Scotland was in a World Cup.

I'll be 43 the next time it happens.

I'm floods of tears. I'm so happy
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is going on? Is this feeling…good?

[Obi-Wan voice] “You were supposed to be terrible! You were supposed to concede those goals, not score them!”
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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That one scene in Lord Of The Rings where it looks like Gandalf is galloping into a National Trust car park...
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lovely bit of synergy here on Reddit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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FYI: The BBC has revealed the charities #TheCelebrityTraitors were all competing for, with links so that you can donate.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Finally playing the new Hitman trilogy and it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

Level set in England has left-hand-drive cars:
“0/10 what the hell is this”

Assassinate a dictator by dropping a toilet on his head:
“10/10 best game ever”
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM