Captain Howdy
@captainhowdy.bsky.social
Typed the word 'love' into search on my photos, and aside from photos of me and my wife, this was the only other return. A Happy Non-Stop Orgy Day to all who celebrate.
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February 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Typed the word 'love' into search on my photos, and aside from photos of me and my wife, this was the only other return. A Happy Non-Stop Orgy Day to all who celebrate.
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The possibility of this being a Rick Ford movie, (in all but name), about a stolen bicycle gives me strength in these turbulent times.
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The possibility of this being a Rick Ford movie, (in all but name), about a stolen bicycle gives me strength in these turbulent times.
Be careful out there, today.
#FridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Be careful out there, today.
#FridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
The most uplifting thing I've seen in 2026, so far, are the words "To be continued."
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The most uplifting thing I've seen in 2026, so far, are the words "To be continued."
🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall.
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall.
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶
Pleased to discover that 'Big Trouble in Little China' exists within the MCU.
One can only assume that Ego, (quite rightly), decided Kurt Russell was a fantastic template to borrow for his little jaunt to Planet Earth.
One can only assume that Ego, (quite rightly), decided Kurt Russell was a fantastic template to borrow for his little jaunt to Planet Earth.
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Pleased to discover that 'Big Trouble in Little China' exists within the MCU.
One can only assume that Ego, (quite rightly), decided Kurt Russell was a fantastic template to borrow for his little jaunt to Planet Earth.
One can only assume that Ego, (quite rightly), decided Kurt Russell was a fantastic template to borrow for his little jaunt to Planet Earth.
"I know his name!"
[Inserts cassette tape into car stereo]
[Inserts cassette tape into car stereo]
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"I know his name!"
[Inserts cassette tape into car stereo]
[Inserts cassette tape into car stereo]
Needed a distraction, found a distraction.
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Needed a distraction, found a distraction.
Peter will find you, Brian. Peter always finds you.
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Peter will find you, Brian. Peter always finds you.
I really need to consider the new life that awaits me on the Off-World Colonies.
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I really need to consider the new life that awaits me on the Off-World Colonies.
Dredd knows how to deal with bubbles, both speculative and objective.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Dredd knows how to deal with bubbles, both speculative and objective.
From this day in 2020.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
From this day in 2020.
Happy birthday, Mr. Poe.
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Happy birthday, Mr. Poe.
Someone on Antiques Roadshow attempting to pass off the cursed object that has haunted their bloodline for the better part of 600 years.
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Someone on Antiques Roadshow attempting to pass off the cursed object that has haunted their bloodline for the better part of 600 years.
After years of dithering, I decided to listen to my 1st ever podcast & I really couldn't have made a better choice than 'Broken Veil'. Entertaining, as well as educational, (I'd never heard of The Backrooms), my problem now is whether or not I'll be able to find anything that can hope to match it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
After years of dithering, I decided to listen to my 1st ever podcast & I really couldn't have made a better choice than 'Broken Veil'. Entertaining, as well as educational, (I'd never heard of The Backrooms), my problem now is whether or not I'll be able to find anything that can hope to match it.
"A man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe."
'Big Trouble in Little China' is on Comedy Central. Jack Burton's greatest attributes are the fact he processes mad shit really quickly, accepts it as fact & thinks he's the hero, despite being Wang's sidekick.
'Big Trouble in Little China' is on Comedy Central. Jack Burton's greatest attributes are the fact he processes mad shit really quickly, accepts it as fact & thinks he's the hero, despite being Wang's sidekick.
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"A man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe."
'Big Trouble in Little China' is on Comedy Central. Jack Burton's greatest attributes are the fact he processes mad shit really quickly, accepts it as fact & thinks he's the hero, despite being Wang's sidekick.
'Big Trouble in Little China' is on Comedy Central. Jack Burton's greatest attributes are the fact he processes mad shit really quickly, accepts it as fact & thinks he's the hero, despite being Wang's sidekick.
"We can coexist, but on my terms."
Decided it was high-time for a 'Colossus: The Forbin Project' re-watch. Still wonderfully bleak. Still dreadfully prescient.
And if you've ever wondered where all the sound FX came from for 'The Six Million Dollar Man', they're right here.
Decided it was high-time for a 'Colossus: The Forbin Project' re-watch. Still wonderfully bleak. Still dreadfully prescient.
And if you've ever wondered where all the sound FX came from for 'The Six Million Dollar Man', they're right here.
January 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"We can coexist, but on my terms."
Decided it was high-time for a 'Colossus: The Forbin Project' re-watch. Still wonderfully bleak. Still dreadfully prescient.
And if you've ever wondered where all the sound FX came from for 'The Six Million Dollar Man', they're right here.
Decided it was high-time for a 'Colossus: The Forbin Project' re-watch. Still wonderfully bleak. Still dreadfully prescient.
And if you've ever wondered where all the sound FX came from for 'The Six Million Dollar Man', they're right here.
🎶I never meant to offer you a marrow
I never meant to offer you celery
I only wanted one time to see you eating
I only want to see you eating purple broccoli.🎶
I never meant to offer you celery
I only wanted one time to see you eating
I only want to see you eating purple broccoli.🎶
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
🎶I never meant to offer you a marrow
I never meant to offer you celery
I only wanted one time to see you eating
I only want to see you eating purple broccoli.🎶
I never meant to offer you celery
I only wanted one time to see you eating
I only want to see you eating purple broccoli.🎶