Captain Kerk
@captainkerk.bsky.social
Never served, it's just a nickname. Fuck MAGA. #ActuallyAutistic
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so... are you SURE that's the message you want to send, you Stupid Moron? I swear, entitlement is a mental disorder.
~AdminDoug
~AdminDoug
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
so... are you SURE that's the message you want to send, you Stupid Moron? I swear, entitlement is a mental disorder.
~AdminDoug
~AdminDoug
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The damage that’s being done is going to take decades to fix & for some, they will simply never recover 💔 〰️AdminJenn
February 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The damage that’s being done is going to take decades to fix & for some, they will simply never recover 💔 〰️AdminJenn
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Real talk: Anonymous is so 2010. Give me more Luigis.
February 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Real talk: Anonymous is so 2010. Give me more Luigis.
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At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
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Elon Musk reportedly sleeps in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building near the White House. His minions, also at DOGE HQ, received delivery of "sleep pods". They are reportedly adopting Musk's practice of office-based sleeping arrangements. 1650 17th Street, NW--that's where your protests must be.
February 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk reportedly sleeps in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building near the White House. His minions, also at DOGE HQ, received delivery of "sleep pods". They are reportedly adopting Musk's practice of office-based sleeping arrangements. 1650 17th Street, NW--that's where your protests must be.
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WANTED FOR BREACH OF NATIONAL SECURITY ASSETS.
February 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WANTED FOR BREACH OF NATIONAL SECURITY ASSETS.
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This tells you everything you need to know about Elon and why he does what he does.
February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This tells you everything you need to know about Elon and why he does what he does.
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⚰️☠️🪦 〰️AdminJenn
February 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
⚰️☠️🪦 〰️AdminJenn
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They're not fooling anyone.
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
They're not fooling anyone.
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Heh, heh, heh.
"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Heh, heh, heh.
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"You're a misogynist!"
Peter Hegseth's confirmation hearing is off to a great start.
Peter Hegseth's confirmation hearing is off to a great start.
January 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"You're a misogynist!"
Peter Hegseth's confirmation hearing is off to a great start.
Peter Hegseth's confirmation hearing is off to a great start.
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🦠🪱 Keep your germs n worms at home, pal 〰️AdminJenn 🪱🦠
January 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
🦠🪱 Keep your germs n worms at home, pal 〰️AdminJenn 🪱🦠
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We. Should. All. Do. This. 👇
The Bonus: It would make the orange one even more unhinged. 😂
The Bonus: It would make the orange one even more unhinged. 😂
January 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
We. Should. All. Do. This. 👇
The Bonus: It would make the orange one even more unhinged. 😂
The Bonus: It would make the orange one even more unhinged. 😂
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Can you say the same? 🤚
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Can you say the same? 🤚
