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Right?!? I can't think of the word "torment" without wanting to follow it up with "nexus" and...actually, hmm, that seems kind of appropriate, given the circumstances.
August 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Right?!? I can't think of the word "torment" without wanting to follow it up with "nexus" and...actually, hmm, that seems kind of appropriate, given the circumstances.
I didn't *immediately*, but then, mere seconds later, I was exposed to this picture of a strawberry galette from the New York Times' social media feed, and my brain fused the two images and OKAY NOW IT'S DEEEEEP IN THERE.
June 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I didn't *immediately*, but then, mere seconds later, I was exposed to this picture of a strawberry galette from the New York Times' social media feed, and my brain fused the two images and OKAY NOW IT'S DEEEEEP IN THERE.
Memories of a Vegas trip with a bunch of friends back in 2013 – we decided that, should I open a club of any sort in the area, I'd definitely call it, "Butts 'n' Lasers," 'cause what else do you really need?
...anyway, one of said friends shared this rough sketch and I'm feeling the silly joy.
...anyway, one of said friends shared this rough sketch and I'm feeling the silly joy.
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Memories of a Vegas trip with a bunch of friends back in 2013 – we decided that, should I open a club of any sort in the area, I'd definitely call it, "Butts 'n' Lasers," 'cause what else do you really need?
...anyway, one of said friends shared this rough sketch and I'm feeling the silly joy.
...anyway, one of said friends shared this rough sketch and I'm feeling the silly joy.