Chris Johnson
@captainslim.lol
Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast.
Signal DMs: https://signal.captainslim.lol
Signal DMs: https://signal.captainslim.lol
Gotta love watching your own flight land from the tail camera.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Gotta love watching your own flight land from the tail camera.
One of them has nothing to do with trains.
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of them has nothing to do with trains.
Took the Shinkansen back to Tokyo, was able to see Mt. Fuji again.
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Took the Shinkansen back to Tokyo, was able to see Mt. Fuji again.
Caught a glimpse of Mt. Fuji through the clouds.
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Caught a glimpse of Mt. Fuji through the clouds.
On the Shinkansen (Japanese bullet train) from Tokyo to Kyoto.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
On the Shinkansen (Japanese bullet train) from Tokyo to Kyoto.
I’ve got a ton of pictures of Mt. Fuji, mostly on flights from Narita to Shanghai or Osaka.
July 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve got a ton of pictures of Mt. Fuji, mostly on flights from Narita to Shanghai or Osaka.
And a 767 snout. I have a ton of airplane snout pictures.
June 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And a 767 snout. I have a ton of airplane snout pictures.
Here are a couple of 757 snouts.
June 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Here are a couple of 757 snouts.
I caught this stripey one a few weeks ago from the window of another stripey one.
June 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I caught this stripey one a few weeks ago from the window of another stripey one.
Here’s an airplane picture, a 747 with another, smaller 747 poking out of it.
March 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here’s an airplane picture, a 747 with another, smaller 747 poking out of it.
It’d be interesting to know what Jeffery Goldberg shows as his own name in his Signal profile. He sees his own membership in the group as “You,” but the other members of the group would see whatever name he has in his profile. We know it’s something with the initials J and G.
March 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’d be interesting to know what Jeffery Goldberg shows as his own name in his Signal profile. He sees his own membership in the group as “You,” but the other members of the group would see whatever name he has in his profile. We know it’s something with the initials J and G.
That “dumb” part is going to make Trump blow a gasket. There’s nothing he’s more insecure about than his intellect.
March 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That “dumb” part is going to make Trump blow a gasket. There’s nothing he’s more insecure about than his intellect.
I sent your picture and question to ChatGPT. Here’s the answer it gave me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I sent your picture and question to ChatGPT. Here’s the answer it gave me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why do I keep getting followed by fake Bennett Tomlins? I follow the real @bft.wtf, and I’ve been followed by at least two fake ones. I imagine there’s a crypto scam involved somewhere.
December 1, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Why do I keep getting followed by fake Bennett Tomlins? I follow the real @bft.wtf, and I’ve been followed by at least two fake ones. I imagine there’s a crypto scam involved somewhere.
As a bonus, I’ve thrown in the oldest airplane photo on my phone.
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
As a bonus, I’ve thrown in the oldest airplane photo on my phone.
About to board this stripey A330-900neo from Frankfurt to Miami.
November 12, 2024 at 10:34 AM
About to board this stripey A330-900neo from Frankfurt to Miami.
Pretty close to what ChatGPT came up with.
November 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Pretty close to what ChatGPT came up with.