Chris Johnson
@captainslim.lol
Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast.
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I just used it on two Qatar legs. It’s fantastic.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just used it on two Qatar legs. It’s fantastic.
It was an NFC reader. It had the QR reader below it, but it had the NFC symbol thing.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It was an NFC reader. It had the QR reader below it, but it had the NFC symbol thing.
Ten bucks for “I have a follow-up question: What the fuck are you talking about?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ten bucks for “I have a follow-up question: What the fuck are you talking about?”
I don’t think he knows how big a number a trillion is. They haven’t collected anything like a trillion dollars in tariffs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t think he knows how big a number a trillion is. They haven’t collected anything like a trillion dollars in tariffs.
I’ll find out for sure next week.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’ll find out for sure next week.
It says it lets you “pass through TSA checkpoints for domestic travel,” but I suspect it’ll let you through TSA checkpoints for international travel too. I think they’re just being cautious in their wording lest people think it’s actually a digital passport.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It says it lets you “pass through TSA checkpoints for domestic travel,” but I suspect it’ll let you through TSA checkpoints for international travel too. I think they’re just being cautious in their wording lest people think it’s actually a digital passport.
Is this the first appearance of an em dash in a Trump missive? There’s no chance Trump knows what an em dash is, how to use it, or how to type it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is this the first appearance of an em dash in a Trump missive? There’s no chance Trump knows what an em dash is, how to use it, or how to type it.
I always wondered what the “ID” in “voter ID” stood for.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I always wondered what the “ID” in “voter ID” stood for.
It’s absolutely impossible for anyone to have foreseen this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s absolutely impossible for anyone to have foreseen this.
You used to have to actually filibuster to filibuster. Now it’s just, “Don’t make me filibuster! I swear, I’ll do it!”
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You used to have to actually filibuster to filibuster. Now it’s just, “Don’t make me filibuster! I swear, I’ll do it!”
It is a bit em-dash heavy, which is supposed to be a telltale sign of LLM writing. (It’s also possible that Kash is just an em dash fan.)
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is a bit em-dash heavy, which is supposed to be a telltale sign of LLM writing. (It’s also possible that Kash is just an em dash fan.)
Don’t knock street bologna until you’ve tried it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Don’t knock street bologna until you’ve tried it.
Success! That was quick.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Success! That was quick.
You should have pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him.
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You should have pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him.
I’ve flown two of those planes! (The two UPS 767s at the bottom left.)
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’ve flown two of those planes! (The two UPS 767s at the bottom left.)
One of them has nothing to do with trains.
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of them has nothing to do with trains.