An Asexual Cryptid
@captainvirginity.bsky.social
Entertain my faith
Address my soul
Address my soul
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Listen to Sesamoid and Dead By Sunrise right now. Stop everything you're doing and listen to peak.
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
2025 sucked but let's focus on the good.
A new TØP album dropped, I saw LP live for the first time, I got really into music, I went to a pride parade and had a great time, the KoG pilot was fantastic, I sorta made friends over discord, and I started getting my whimsy back. Lets hope 2026 is better.
A new TØP album dropped, I saw LP live for the first time, I got really into music, I went to a pride parade and had a great time, the KoG pilot was fantastic, I sorta made friends over discord, and I started getting my whimsy back. Lets hope 2026 is better.
Man, 2024 was a weird year for me. But like a good weird, I spent most of the year hyping up a Sonic game that was well worth it, Murder Drones ended with a bang, Linkin Park came back, and I found one of my new favorite fixations in Arcane, truly a year to remember, see you all in 2025!
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
2025 sucked but let's focus on the good.
A new TØP album dropped, I saw LP live for the first time, I got really into music, I went to a pride parade and had a great time, the KoG pilot was fantastic, I sorta made friends over discord, and I started getting my whimsy back. Lets hope 2026 is better.
A new TØP album dropped, I saw LP live for the first time, I got really into music, I went to a pride parade and had a great time, the KoG pilot was fantastic, I sorta made friends over discord, and I started getting my whimsy back. Lets hope 2026 is better.
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The present day, the here and now that you've stolen, TIME TO TAKE IT BACK!
#SonicTheHedgehog #Art #Blender3D
#SonicTheHedgehog #Art #Blender3D
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The present day, the here and now that you've stolen, TIME TO TAKE IT BACK!
#SonicTheHedgehog #Art #Blender3D
#SonicTheHedgehog #Art #Blender3D
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Doing important research rn
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Doing important research rn
You mind if I share my new bass with y'all?
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You mind if I share my new bass with y'all?
I just got Crossworlds hell yeah
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just got Crossworlds hell yeah
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Avengers Endgame: Let’s give Steve Rogers a proper send off by allowing him to finally settle down and experience the life and love he originally missed out on, after years of personal sacrifice for the rest of the world.
Avengers Doomsday: Suit up, chump!
Avengers Doomsday: Suit up, chump!
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Avengers Endgame: Let’s give Steve Rogers a proper send off by allowing him to finally settle down and experience the life and love he originally missed out on, after years of personal sacrifice for the rest of the world.
Avengers Doomsday: Suit up, chump!
Avengers Doomsday: Suit up, chump!
Merry Crisis everybody!
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Merry Crisis everybody!
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Burning my tongue on hot chocolate and watching Polar Express. This is Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Burning my tongue on hot chocolate and watching Polar Express. This is Christmas.
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
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December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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girls kissing
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
girls kissing
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If you harass a voice actor for stuff their CHARACTER does, you’re worth less than the oxygen you waste
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you harass a voice actor for stuff their CHARACTER does, you’re worth less than the oxygen you waste
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that old TP artwork and always thought of this
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that old TP artwork and always thought of this
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Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
The weather outside? Frightful.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The weather outside? Frightful.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
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He said NO PICKLES
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He said NO PICKLES
My Mom has discord now this feels so weird
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My Mom has discord now this feels so weird
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Bonus: For $1 million a month and a contract absolving me of all responsibility, I'll give you 5 personal degredations a month, feet pics photoshopped to have 13 toes, AND THE TIGER POSTER.
WHAT A DEAL
WHAT A DEAL
I'm making an AI chatbot called Clod.
It treats you like dirt.
Investors, hit me up. I'll be your sweet, little money pit. 😘
It treats you like dirt.
Investors, hit me up. I'll be your sweet, little money pit. 😘
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Bonus: For $1 million a month and a contract absolving me of all responsibility, I'll give you 5 personal degredations a month, feet pics photoshopped to have 13 toes, AND THE TIGER POSTER.
WHAT A DEAL
WHAT A DEAL