Captain
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I write (debatable), I act (dinner theater), and I like comic books
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
Nikola Tesla was a genuine genius. He was also batshit insane.
Two things can be true at once.
Two things can be true at once.
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nikola Tesla was a genuine genius. He was also batshit insane.
Two things can be true at once.
Two things can be true at once.
For a long time, my favorite thing about gamma mutates has been the way their transformations and powers are shaped by their psyches
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
For a long time, my favorite thing about gamma mutates has been the way their transformations and powers are shaped by their psyches
It is actually really funny that Terra was originally written specifically to be hated
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It is actually really funny that Terra was originally written specifically to be hated
I really like The Thing's Aunt Petunia ("Aunt Petunia's Baby Boy" is one of my favorite nicknames of his), and on the very very rare occasion when she shows up, I always get really excited
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I really like The Thing's Aunt Petunia ("Aunt Petunia's Baby Boy" is one of my favorite nicknames of his), and on the very very rare occasion when she shows up, I always get really excited
I just found out that Black Bolt and Captain Pike are the same guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I just found out that Black Bolt and Captain Pike are the same guy
I picked up an issue of The Heckler for a dollar, and I think this John Doe guy might be one of my all-time favorite gimmick villains now
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I picked up an issue of The Heckler for a dollar, and I think this John Doe guy might be one of my all-time favorite gimmick villains now
Much like Oedipus himself, I think it gets severely overlooked how much Marty McFly was actively trying NOT to fuck his mom
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Much like Oedipus himself, I think it gets severely overlooked how much Marty McFly was actively trying NOT to fuck his mom
Years ago, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and we watched a women's mma title match
It was over like like 30 seconds, I was astounded
Later I would learn that the champion I was watching defend her title actually had to retire shortly thereafter because she was out of opponents
It was over like like 30 seconds, I was astounded
Later I would learn that the champion I was watching defend her title actually had to retire shortly thereafter because she was out of opponents
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Years ago, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and we watched a women's mma title match
It was over like like 30 seconds, I was astounded
Later I would learn that the champion I was watching defend her title actually had to retire shortly thereafter because she was out of opponents
It was over like like 30 seconds, I was astounded
Later I would learn that the champion I was watching defend her title actually had to retire shortly thereafter because she was out of opponents
Live-action Ace is Blue Beetle?! Hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Live-action Ace is Blue Beetle?! Hell yeah
Oh sick, sounds like Zohran won. This will have basically no effect on my life, but it does give me some hope for the future of politics. I'd have voted for him if I lived on that end of the country
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh sick, sounds like Zohran won. This will have basically no effect on my life, but it does give me some hope for the future of politics. I'd have voted for him if I lived on that end of the country
I do love that it's just a known thing in-universe that Peter Parker knows Spider-Man better than anyone else does
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I do love that it's just a known thing in-universe that Peter Parker knows Spider-Man better than anyone else does
I suddenly find myself doing a half-remembered impression Rath from Ben 10 saying "LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BOYS AND GIRLS AND CHILDREN OF ALL AGES"
I love Rath, he's my favorite one
I love Rath, he's my favorite one
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I suddenly find myself doing a half-remembered impression Rath from Ben 10 saying "LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BOYS AND GIRLS AND CHILDREN OF ALL AGES"
I love Rath, he's my favorite one
I love Rath, he's my favorite one
I still sometimes find myself tapping out The Master's "rhythm of four"
Like just now, for instance
Like just now, for instance
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I still sometimes find myself tapping out The Master's "rhythm of four"
Like just now, for instance
Like just now, for instance
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October 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Kamen Rider 1 has an IQ of 600?!
That's more than triple the highest recorded score EVER
That's more than triple the highest recorded score EVER
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kamen Rider 1 has an IQ of 600?!
That's more than triple the highest recorded score EVER
That's more than triple the highest recorded score EVER
Somewhere out there, I bet there's a Nirvana cover band named Escape Samsara
That sounds right
That sounds right
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Somewhere out there, I bet there's a Nirvana cover band named Escape Samsara
That sounds right
That sounds right
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Kermit the Frog: a first crush that sets you up for lifetime of dating emotionally unavailable artsy thin dudes who refuse to commit.
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kermit the Frog: a first crush that sets you up for lifetime of dating emotionally unavailable artsy thin dudes who refuse to commit.
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MY ANCESTRESSES DID NOT BIND THOSE KIRK/SPOCK ZINES BY HAND FOR THIS SLANDEROUS ASS OMISSION
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
MY ANCESTRESSES DID NOT BIND THOSE KIRK/SPOCK ZINES BY HAND FOR THIS SLANDEROUS ASS OMISSION
Fun fact: the primary reason "B.O.B." by Outkast is on my playlist is that I got it stuck in my head when I was playing AC Mirage for the first time
Also it's in Saints Row The Third
Also it's in Saints Row The Third
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fun fact: the primary reason "B.O.B." by Outkast is on my playlist is that I got it stuck in my head when I was playing AC Mirage for the first time
Also it's in Saints Row The Third
Also it's in Saints Row The Third
It occurs to me: Pinkie Pie is Amish
It's actually kind of wild that with all the time I spent on FiMFiction dot net back in the day, I can't recall ever seeing a fic that addressed that
It's actually kind of wild that with all the time I spent on FiMFiction dot net back in the day, I can't recall ever seeing a fic that addressed that
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It occurs to me: Pinkie Pie is Amish
It's actually kind of wild that with all the time I spent on FiMFiction dot net back in the day, I can't recall ever seeing a fic that addressed that
It's actually kind of wild that with all the time I spent on FiMFiction dot net back in the day, I can't recall ever seeing a fic that addressed that
My irritation as a Theda Bara fan at hearing Clara Bow called "the original 'It' Girl" has been soothed somewhat by learning that the term refers to her popularity after her role in 1927's "It"
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My irritation as a Theda Bara fan at hearing Clara Bow called "the original 'It' Girl" has been soothed somewhat by learning that the term refers to her popularity after her role in 1927's "It"
I know Cissie King has other claims to fame, but to me? For better or worse, she will always be defined by her decision to quit being a superhero because it was too much drama
October 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I know Cissie King has other claims to fame, but to me? For better or worse, she will always be defined by her decision to quit being a superhero because it was too much drama
On Saturday, my theater troupe had our first (of 11) performance of the first show I've written for us! It went really well!
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
On Saturday, my theater troupe had our first (of 11) performance of the first show I've written for us! It went really well!
My love for Tiger Mask W is powerful, yes, but I am very aware that if it were at all possible for me as an American to watch the original Tiger Mask series, I'd love it about a billion times more
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My love for Tiger Mask W is powerful, yes, but I am very aware that if it were at all possible for me as an American to watch the original Tiger Mask series, I'd love it about a billion times more