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Dyllan the 🎃
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6 feet and 4 inches of disappointment | Gamer | Movie lover | Proud owner of 500,000 NSP bucks
Y’know we hear those rumors about a new Fraser & Co. Mummy movie a lot, but when are we gonna get rumors that they’re finally doing a crossover with Jackman’s Van Helsing?? People would be blowing doors off their hinges to get seated
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Feeling like a toddler playing chess because what do you mean it’s a draw if I take all their pieces and corner ‘em
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Only just now thinking of the “Lion King” as a horrid tangle of lions knotted by the tail.
August 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nintendo’s greed’s been out of control for a while but DAMN
April 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ngl I’ve been playing Rivals against AI this whole time, and I accidentally played a couple matches against actual players the other night and let me tell you

I prefer playing against AI. At least people there usually balance instead of 4+ teammates instalocking Duelist
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Getting to play as Rahul Kohli in a video game? I’m sold already, don’t even need to see the gameplay.
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Got tired of waiting for Indiana Jones and the Great Circle to drop on PS5 so I finally bought all the Wolfenstein games + DLC and I’m ready to get to work
February 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Despise the Black Deck in Balatro with a burning passion. Count your days, Jimbo.
January 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hoping and praying that PlayStation keeps the PS30 themes. Missed hearing PS2 sounds more than I thought
December 7, 2024 at 1:34 AM
A book about Leia & Han’s wedding/honeymoon ending up as #1 in children’s books on divorce is interesting lmao
December 4, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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happy life day🤍✨
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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happy life day everyone!
chewbacca says happy life day pal while talking to han solo
ALT: chewbacca says happy life day pal while talking to han solo
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November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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god all i want to do right now is read The Princess and The Scoundrel
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Hot take but the 1978 Holiday Special is actually good when you don’t have a little bitch in your ear saying it’s bad
Happy Life Day, everyone!! If anyone’s interested, my podcast is doing a livestream of the ‘78 Star Wars Holiday Special, where almost everyone else hasn’t seen it. Come join if you’re bored! www.youtube.com/live/qWoMcdb...
The Cinema Asylum Podcast
Four dudes discussing movies!
youtube.com
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Happy Life Day, everyone!! If anyone’s interested, my podcast is doing a livestream of the ‘78 Star Wars Holiday Special, where almost everyone else hasn’t seen it. Come join if you’re bored! www.youtube.com/live/qWoMcdb...
The Cinema Asylum Podcast
Four dudes discussing movies!
youtube.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM