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Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
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January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Me: “I told you mfrs this shit 20 years ago, but y’all didn’t wanna listen to a stupid 14 year old.”
Mom: “shit, yeah you did.”
Is it still schadenfreude if it screws me too?
Mom: “shit, yeah you did.”
Is it still schadenfreude if it screws me too?
January 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me: “I told you mfrs this shit 20 years ago, but y’all didn’t wanna listen to a stupid 14 year old.”
Mom: “shit, yeah you did.”
Is it still schadenfreude if it screws me too?
Mom: “shit, yeah you did.”
Is it still schadenfreude if it screws me too?
Ooohhhhhh something bad is coming. I didn’t think the Clock App drama would ACTUALLY bother me. Either that or Mercurys in the Gatorade again lol
January 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ooohhhhhh something bad is coming. I didn’t think the Clock App drama would ACTUALLY bother me. Either that or Mercurys in the Gatorade again lol
My love language is downloading the TikTok to share it because they don’t have TT and I know it’ll make them ROFLMAO xD
January 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My love language is downloading the TikTok to share it because they don’t have TT and I know it’ll make them ROFLMAO xD
Let it be known I have paid my cat tax! 让它知道我已经交了猫税! 😂
January 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Let it be known I have paid my cat tax! 让它知道我已经交了猫税! 😂
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Oh it’s Twitter 😂
January 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh it’s Twitter 😂
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I think people who are concerned about the social and political "consequences" of Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration don't know enough working class families and where this ranks on their list of concerns.
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think people who are concerned about the social and political "consequences" of Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration don't know enough working class families and where this ranks on their list of concerns.