Gerb LaShmerb
@cardytheboardman.bsky.social
It just dawned on me. The most addictive high in the world, has to be, wealth. Because the people that run these corps would destroy everything for another dose.
June 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It just dawned on me. The most addictive high in the world, has to be, wealth. Because the people that run these corps would destroy everything for another dose.
Just a friendly reminder that our echo chambers were exploited before to divide us and push our views further towards extreme. Being misinformed has never had such grave consequences. Read mindfully, friends.
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just a friendly reminder that our echo chambers were exploited before to divide us and push our views further towards extreme. Being misinformed has never had such grave consequences. Read mindfully, friends.
Somebody else notices.
Is the Internet Dying? | AI Slop, Dead Internet Theory, Google's Broken, Social Media, and ChatBots
YouTube video by kate cassidy
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Somebody else notices.
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I'm not here for a long time. I'm not here for a good time. I'm here for a secret third thing
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm not here for a long time. I'm not here for a good time. I'm here for a secret third thing
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Hey RFK you should take a hands vaccine cuz you're about to catch these
May 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hey RFK you should take a hands vaccine cuz you're about to catch these
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I love cleaning up, finding a thing, thinking "oh, this will be useful soon. I'll put it somewhere special."
and fucking forgetting where somewhere special is.
and fucking forgetting where somewhere special is.
April 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I love cleaning up, finding a thing, thinking "oh, this will be useful soon. I'll put it somewhere special."
and fucking forgetting where somewhere special is.
and fucking forgetting where somewhere special is.
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How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
What if he just said "April fools!" Then undid everything he's done and walked out of the white house. The most legendary long game April fools joke in the history of humanity.
#aprilfools
#aprilfools
April 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What if he just said "April fools!" Then undid everything he's done and walked out of the white house. The most legendary long game April fools joke in the history of humanity.
#aprilfools
#aprilfools
But what about the bots
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
But what about the bots
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People on Twitter complaining about lower engagement on Bluesky is a specific kind of influencer culture brain rot because I’m like my sibling in Christ the numbers aren’t real
February 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
People on Twitter complaining about lower engagement on Bluesky is a specific kind of influencer culture brain rot because I’m like my sibling in Christ the numbers aren’t real
Same
February 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Same
YouTube and Amazon notifications made a face...that is all. #aintdatfunny
February 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
YouTube and Amazon notifications made a face...that is all. #aintdatfunny
Look up some affordable product. Google it. Find it on Amazon. Click every "have a second look" push notification for it. Now do this every day, but never buy that product. This is how we destroy the modern marketing regime.
February 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Look up some affordable product. Google it. Find it on Amazon. Click every "have a second look" push notification for it. Now do this every day, but never buy that product. This is how we destroy the modern marketing regime.
I genuinely feel bad for people who get caught up in arguments in comment sections, thinking they are talking to an actual person.
February 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I genuinely feel bad for people who get caught up in arguments in comment sections, thinking they are talking to an actual person.
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“The Dreams We Carry”, oil on linen, 14x16”, private collection. The view from the bishop’s garden in Albi, France; October 2024.
February 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“The Dreams We Carry”, oil on linen, 14x16”, private collection. The view from the bishop’s garden in Albi, France; October 2024.
I got off the meta train. Officially. Facebook and Instagram. Deleted. Feels good not to zuck.
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I got off the meta train. Officially. Facebook and Instagram. Deleted. Feels good not to zuck.
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Good morning everyone. Stay warm. Drink coffee. Fuck the day up.
January 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good morning everyone. Stay warm. Drink coffee. Fuck the day up.
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I'm McLoving It!
(It is the impending doom)
(It is the impending doom)
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm McLoving It!
(It is the impending doom)
(It is the impending doom)
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
You're gonna be ok. Probably...I think.
I'm no expert though.
I'm no expert though.
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You're gonna be ok. Probably...I think.
I'm no expert though.
I'm no expert though.
If you send me an audio message. That means you wanna have a conversation with me, but you only wanna hear yourself talk.
December 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
If you send me an audio message. That means you wanna have a conversation with me, but you only wanna hear yourself talk.
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I never take pictures so when google timeline is like "take a look at highlights from your trip to faceville 2 years ago today" it's always a picture of a random gas station somewhere and the first picture from the towns google map profile.
December 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I never take pictures so when google timeline is like "take a look at highlights from your trip to faceville 2 years ago today" it's always a picture of a random gas station somewhere and the first picture from the towns google map profile.