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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
I'm on Mastodon pretending everything is fine, which I'll probably use the most for the time being, idk. Hope everybody's well! Blah!
February 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm on Mastodon pretending everything is fine, which I'll probably use the most for the time being, idk. Hope everybody's well! Blah!
Booksmart on the streets and sweaty in the sheets
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Booksmart on the streets and sweaty in the sheets
The cold feels insane I'm so excited for you! Just bundle up and the body weirdly gets used to it quickly!
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The cold feels insane I'm so excited for you! Just bundle up and the body weirdly gets used to it quickly!
No it was anticlimactic and I witnessed an insane breakup I guess. Horses are repelled by that stuff :(
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No it was anticlimactic and I witnessed an insane breakup I guess. Horses are repelled by that stuff :(
There's two vehicles at the house 3 doors down so shit! I didn't think they lived on the block and now I'm like hmm, am I gonna get stabbed about this?
January 19, 2026 at 4:34 AM
There's two vehicles at the house 3 doors down so shit! I didn't think they lived on the block and now I'm like hmm, am I gonna get stabbed about this?
The only other time I called 911 I just came home from the bar drunk and a guy was killing a chick in our back alley then rolled under our minivan and the police dog had to come fish him outta there
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The only other time I called 911 I just came home from the bar drunk and a guy was killing a chick in our back alley then rolled under our minivan and the police dog had to come fish him outta there
That was fast the Mounties have arrived get his ass fellas MAKE YOUR HORSES BITE HIS ARM
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
That was fast the Mounties have arrived get his ass fellas MAKE YOUR HORSES BITE HIS ARM
*shines a big flashlight on the street* NEIGHBOURHOOD WARTCH!!1
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
*shines a big flashlight on the street* NEIGHBOURHOOD WARTCH!!1
Dude is chasing a screaming woman out here and wouldn't stop even when I yelled at him wtf
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Dude is chasing a screaming woman out here and wouldn't stop even when I yelled at him wtf
I somehow get my ass thrown in American jail for a "war crime"
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I somehow get my ass thrown in American jail for a "war crime"
Lmaooo encasing that shit in resin and making it a heirloom
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Lmaooo encasing that shit in resin and making it a heirloom