Carl Bateman
@carlbateman.bsky.social
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
These dill holes.
Yeah, I'm boned.
These dill holes.
Yeah, I'm boned.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
These dill holes.
Yeah, I'm boned.
These dill holes.
Yeah, I'm boned.
"We have legitimate concerns."
"What legitimate concerns?"
"𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬."
"What legitimate concerns?"
"𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬."
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"We have legitimate concerns."
"What legitimate concerns?"
"𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬."
"What legitimate concerns?"
"𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬."
Yep. A totally normal guy.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yep. A totally normal guy.
A recent simple interview task (use shadertoy.com to draw an ellipse with a colour gradient) has sent me down a rabbit-hole of my own making--how can I give it an outline of constant width? Which has lead me into the poorly documented realm of dFdx and dFdy...
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A recent simple interview task (use shadertoy.com to draw an ellipse with a colour gradient) has sent me down a rabbit-hole of my own making--how can I give it an outline of constant width? Which has lead me into the poorly documented realm of dFdx and dFdy...
Looks like a paywall to me.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Looks like a paywall to me.
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Now do you get it?
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Now do you get it?
We need to reclaim from the bigots, the racists and the fuckwits.
August 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We need to reclaim from the bigots, the racists and the fuckwits.
It could be so much worse.
June 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It could be so much worse.
I think all AI generated images should be subtly marked as such with an unobtrusive watermark.
May 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I think all AI generated images should be subtly marked as such with an unobtrusive watermark.
Apparently, they've updated that old interactive advertising system for Amazon Prime.
April 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Apparently, they've updated that old interactive advertising system for Amazon Prime.
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
To-day's mystery (meat): this chop appeared on my garden path this morning...
How...?
Why...?
WTF...?
How...?
Why...?
WTF...?
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
To-day's mystery (meat): this chop appeared on my garden path this morning...
How...?
Why...?
WTF...?
How...?
Why...?
WTF...?
They actually believe it did happen... To them... This morning...
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
They actually believe it did happen... To them... This morning...
The third programmer state!
March 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The third programmer state!
Just discovered the third state of every programmer...
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just discovered the third state of every programmer...
My attempts at recreating "Portals" are less than stellar.
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My attempts at recreating "Portals" are less than stellar.
I moved away years ago, but I might take a photo next time I'm back.
The pictures you posted look pretty good.
I found a couple of others online.
And don't forget the Old Man of Mow
The pictures you posted look pretty good.
I found a couple of others online.
And don't forget the Old Man of Mow
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I moved away years ago, but I might take a photo next time I'm back.
The pictures you posted look pretty good.
I found a couple of others online.
And don't forget the Old Man of Mow
The pictures you posted look pretty good.
I found a couple of others online.
And don't forget the Old Man of Mow