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Carl Bateman
@carlbateman.bsky.social
Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff.
ex IBM
https://carlbateman.com/webgl/
Saves time by eliminating the need to roll your poo in glitter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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its literally insanity-causing that companies will spend billions of dollars on ai when they can just pay their workers a living wage and theyll come up with ways to make their own work more efficient
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A Mid-play's Snoozy Dream.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Nope!

Sorry.

Fuck nope!
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You want to play solo?
Great! Here's an AI!
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
First, last and only
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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"I cannot understand how life existed 5 years ago without the product I'm selling"
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What a fucking liar.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Carl Bateman
A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I'm confused.
Is this revenge, or an ill-advised prank?
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
2, the only even prime, scum???
Pah!
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM