Carl Bateman
@carlbateman.bsky.social
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GenAI was invented by people who see creativity as the enemy of productivity.
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
GenAI was invented by people who see creativity as the enemy of productivity.
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When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
"The Piece of Piss Prize"
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"The Piece of Piss Prize"
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Saves time by eliminating the need to roll your poo in glitter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Saves time by eliminating the need to roll your poo in glitter.
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Remember when the whole point of AI was pushed as "helping to turn ideas into reality" by people claiming they were full of ideas but needed AI tools to bring them to fruition.
It turns out the only idea they ever had was pirating the work of actual creatives.
So now they pivot.
It turns out the only idea they ever had was pirating the work of actual creatives.
So now they pivot.
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Remember when the whole point of AI was pushed as "helping to turn ideas into reality" by people claiming they were full of ideas but needed AI tools to bring them to fruition.
It turns out the only idea they ever had was pirating the work of actual creatives.
So now they pivot.
It turns out the only idea they ever had was pirating the work of actual creatives.
So now they pivot.
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its literally insanity-causing that companies will spend billions of dollars on ai when they can just pay their workers a living wage and theyll come up with ways to make their own work more efficient
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
its literally insanity-causing that companies will spend billions of dollars on ai when they can just pay their workers a living wage and theyll come up with ways to make their own work more efficient
A Mid-play's Snoozy Dream.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A Mid-play's Snoozy Dream.
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Title: "Jucika Shopping"
We have less than 7 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $7.1k left to raise
Shares+anything help a lot and prevent us from going into medcial debt. We're so close to fulfilling the goal, thank you.
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We have less than 7 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $7.1k left to raise
Shares+anything help a lot and prevent us from going into medcial debt. We're so close to fulfilling the goal, thank you.
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Title: "Jucika Shopping"
We have less than 7 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $7.1k left to raise
Shares+anything help a lot and prevent us from going into medcial debt. We're so close to fulfilling the goal, thank you.
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We have less than 7 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $7.1k left to raise
Shares+anything help a lot and prevent us from going into medcial debt. We're so close to fulfilling the goal, thank you.
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Nope!
Sorry.
Fuck nope!
Sorry.
Fuck nope!
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nope!
Sorry.
Fuck nope!
Sorry.
Fuck nope!
You want to play solo?
Great! Here's an AI!
Great! Here's an AI!
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You want to play solo?
Great! Here's an AI!
Great! Here's an AI!
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
First, last and only
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
First, last and only
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This is animal abuse
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is animal abuse
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"I cannot understand how life existed 5 years ago without the product I'm selling"
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I cannot understand how life existed 5 years ago without the product I'm selling"
What a fucking liar.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What a fucking liar.
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You gotta imagine that there’s ten or more kids in the school that have been drawing their own comics that are getting a really rough introduction to how little people value someone with an art career
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You gotta imagine that there’s ten or more kids in the school that have been drawing their own comics that are getting a really rough introduction to how little people value someone with an art career
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A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
I'm confused.
Is this revenge, or an ill-advised prank?
Is this revenge, or an ill-advised prank?
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm confused.
Is this revenge, or an ill-advised prank?
Is this revenge, or an ill-advised prank?
2, the only even prime, scum???
Pah!
Pah!
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
2, the only even prime, scum???
Pah!
Pah!
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