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I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
NYT opinion page bringing the heat
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
He was really ahead of his time
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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i don't care for the grinch as a person but I've always respected his films. I'm able to separate the art from the artist.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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KURTIS BLOW (seeing a guy dribble up the court): Amazing.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I would gladly kill one thousand normal people to save the life of just one celebrity
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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A broken calendar's right twice a year
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s at times like these that I’m reminded of the famous final words of 1984: “Hey—hey, you ever suck a dog’s dick? Heh heh heh heh.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sonic the hedgehog died this afternoon from an overdose on sex pills
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dear Beavis,

I’m Batman.

Love,
Butthead

——

Dear Batman,

I’m Butthead.

Love,
Beavis
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I went to the zoo and they said the bears ate all the monkeys. They seemed pretty excited about it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A genie came and told me one thing that I already knew (I missed my calling in life) and one thing I didn’t (that calling was being a guy who riffed in the replies of hit tweets, always making the same few jokes about pig assholes).
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
October 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I posted this on Twitter and it got no likes so this is Bluesky’s chance to finally do something good
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I appreciate the episode of the new season of King of the Hill that is just Hank saying contemporary words and terms that didn’t really exist when the show was last on the air.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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voices in my ear telling me not to buy an adult tricycle so that I don't have to learn how to ride a bike, these are what our friends in scientology call a Suppressive Person
August 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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