carlwithaning
carlwithaning.bsky.social
carlwithaning
@carlwithaning.bsky.social
Just a figment of your imagination ✨️
Had an important letter to write but ran out of ink for my feather-pen. Quill issue.
Thought I'd win big at three card monte after watching the person before me do well, but I'd been conned. Shill issue.
January 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines.

He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
January 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Drinkin brewskies and readin blueskies hell yeah brother 🤘
January 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Is there a drag queen named Polly Esther? Because if not, there should be
January 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors
January 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We're closer to the year 2050 than we are to 1999
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
New Year's Rosicrucian: get more esoteric
December 31, 2024 at 9:14 PM
If I ever become a drag king my shtick will be doing magic tricks and walking a buff man in a tiger costume around on a leash

My name will be Siegfried Androygeny
December 30, 2024 at 3:55 PM
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Man, I didn't realize how much I missed text-based social media. I don't want to see your face, I want your hot takes!

Also no one's trying to sell me shit on here.

This feels like mid-2010's twitter again, I missed this 💜
December 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM