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Cartooned Meat
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pleasing taste, some monsterism. Pronouns He/Him, Fuck the popo etc

sometimes Hyper art, expansion art so be warned. but mostly just weird and goofy stuff.
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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a man kicking himself in the balls with a robot forever.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
okay, having been exposed to AI against my will several times recently. I find it depressing that the techbros gathered up all of human knowledge and then decided they wanted it to sound like a cracked .com writer. and a formulaeic AF one too.
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
this instantly reminded me of some sat-wearing-sunglasses-and-a-baseball-cap-indoors guy saying charlie kirk got got because someone "just didn't like the sounds that came out of his mouth"

dude was killed for going 'meep morp meep' according to this guy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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hey computer idiot, heard it was turkey day. good news, i got two pipin hot birds for you right here
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
more of that big orange spoodery guy who appeared for less than 10 seconds in one episode of hazbin hotel. I'm not obsessed you're obsessed.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
#TADC stupid AU idea. Jax gets harlan ellisoned but eventually dies and goes to hazbin hell.. somehow still ourple bnnuy
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
so coke released an AI generated ad (with some really terrifying looking animals in it) and then got the google podcast ai to generate a bunch of drivel for a behind the scenes on the commercial. Which is fuckin.. the balls on this company.

and remember, their slogan is "always the real thing"
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Everyone keeps putting Jax in dresses, he hates that shit, and while he is an a-hole I think it's fun to make gender flipped versions of outfits.. I still gave him make up though, he deserves to be pretty.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
taking a sip of booze every time I listen to a song on youtube and the first comment is someone telling everyone about their dead grandma or something and I die within hours from alcohol poisoning and someone posts about how I died for a bunch of strangers to read on some random song on youtube.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Is that AI?
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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First snow of the year! ❄️🧙🏼‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Recent Lorcana pieces have been feelin good to me- it's always such a boost to get to work on characters you're excited about
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
blorbo detected. this guy is totally what my spider guy would have been if I knew big buff guys and chins existed in the hazbin universe when I started designing him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I love Emojis. we have all these little icons for every day life that are universal and i find that fascinating. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they decided to make a bunch of duplicate emojis but this time as cats.. like why? did they think cats were gonna get phones? 😹🙀
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vampire Survivors has no vampires in it, do you think they're all sat in a nearby castle with popcorn watching the absolute carnage and going "Ooof, thank god I'm not down here, dude." "WOW. he just.. exploded that guy with how badly he smells of garlic..how and why??" "why is there a panda?"
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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and ending with a movie marathon while a bunny gets pumped the feck up. happy halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think Wynnchi's made me into huge tongues. kinda makes sense for space bunnies to have great big tongues I think, they're all just a big blob of stretchy muscle anyway..
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
okay, now the next fest is starting to look more interesting..got my eye on Long Drive North and the midnight walkers
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Join me at the artcades and let's play some SPACE Val! ^^

Pixel Art Animation featuring lovely Val by @yo-lander.bsky.social and music by @backlogger.bsky.social.

#pixelart #animation #oc
March 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM