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self-proclaimed nba mascot expert
espresso magician
espresso magician
The horse, the myth, the legend
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The horse, the myth, the legend
Me counting down the seconds until NBA tip off
October 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me counting down the seconds until NBA tip off
My favorite movie as a child was Robin Hood so it has always been and always will be…
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My favorite movie as a child was Robin Hood so it has always been and always will be…
If I send you this it means I’m going on a shopping spree and putting it on the company card
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If I send you this it means I’m going on a shopping spree and putting it on the company card
me but that pool will be made from my sweat
August 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
me but that pool will be made from my sweat
me and all my friends this morning
August 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
me and all my friends this morning
You don’t need to just make this face
July 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You don’t need to just make this face
Just a fanbase that is going to be alright
July 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just a fanbase that is going to be alright
The burrito pop has a twist bottom to push up your burrito as you eat! It is both the dumbest and smartest product that I’ve ever seen and I’m married to a pro product tester
June 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The burrito pop has a twist bottom to push up your burrito as you eat! It is both the dumbest and smartest product that I’ve ever seen and I’m married to a pro product tester
Diabolical plan by OKC to hang this in Jokic’s locker pre-game. Well played Presti, well played.
May 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Diabolical plan by OKC to hang this in Jokic’s locker pre-game. Well played Presti, well played.
Make sure your cupboards are stocked with popcorn! WNBA season is upon us!!
May 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Make sure your cupboards are stocked with popcorn! WNBA season is upon us!!
There is something wrong with me because I hear the new catholic dude in charge is from Chicago and I think he’ll start his first speech like this…
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There is something wrong with me because I hear the new catholic dude in charge is from Chicago and I think he’ll start his first speech like this…
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
“Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ... I drank what?"
April 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ... I drank what?"
Sorry Buddy
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sorry Buddy
Just praying to the basketball gods that this is the year that someone dunks so incredibly I punch a wall again!
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just praying to the basketball gods that this is the year that someone dunks so incredibly I punch a wall again!
If I send you this it means I didn’t read the rules and I’m mad about it
February 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I send you this it means I didn’t read the rules and I’m mad about it
Mavs: Hi we’d like to report a robbery
Authorities: Do you know the suspect ?
Mavs: this is the guy!
Authorities: Do you know the suspect ?
Mavs: this is the guy!
February 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Mavs: Hi we’d like to report a robbery
Authorities: Do you know the suspect ?
Mavs: this is the guy!
Authorities: Do you know the suspect ?
Mavs: this is the guy!
These spot the difference games are getting more difficult
February 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
These spot the difference games are getting more difficult
This kid holds my mental health in his hands #injoshallenwetrust
January 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This kid holds my mental health in his hands #injoshallenwetrust
sourdough crumpet redemption tour round 2…edible but not perfect
January 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sourdough crumpet redemption tour round 2…edible but not perfect
Me an Oregonian and lifelong Buffalo Bills fan
January 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Me an Oregonian and lifelong Buffalo Bills fan
"You will be visited by three spirits."°
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."°
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
meet my children
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
meet my children