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rip city coffee captain
@cassidyfense.bsky.social
self-proclaimed nba mascot expert
espresso magician
I get it because I also don’t say it and the first time I said it I thought I was going to spontaneously combust from imposter syndrome
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The man is like 11 feet tall, give him the ball and he can just hand it to the basket kinda like dunking but for people taller than the basket
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’ve seen what you knit and trust me when I say no lies were told to that lady!
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Probably not but who knows! Nike loves making money and that would make money
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Most teams are reusing jerseys this year rumor has it city editions are going away.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lily Tomlin?
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The horse, the myth, the legend
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hooper the horse
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My hot take is we don’t need all these extra jerseys we just need Christmas Day jerseys to come back
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dame takes credit for the airport jerseys and he decided to come home so I think I love them?
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Tastes like a 100 points and a Blazers Win”
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fall daylight savings has never hit me the way it has this year. It feels so dark!
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So cool!
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The eternal flame understands it was never meant to be a house fire!
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The eternal blazers flame said let me burn forever!
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM