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The feminine urge to buy a flame thrower and just fuck things up
Dame loves the airport jerseys so I’m not going to complain because Dame LOVES the airport jerseys
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dame loves the airport jerseys so I’m not going to complain because Dame LOVES the airport jerseys
A loss does not change the fact that our coach called an out of bounds lob play! no one can take that away from us!
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A loss does not change the fact that our coach called an out of bounds lob play! no one can take that away from us!
The Blazers really said fuck your nervous system huh?
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Blazers really said fuck your nervous system huh?
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
That lob was swoon worthy
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That lob was swoon worthy
Blazers advertising the NOLA matchup with a CJ Mcollum headliner because those who love him ignore that he plays for the Wizards
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Blazers advertising the NOLA matchup with a CJ Mcollum headliner because those who love him ignore that he plays for the Wizards
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
Watching Aaron Rogers get sacked in the end zone was exactly what I needed this evening
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching Aaron Rogers get sacked in the end zone was exactly what I needed this evening
I think the curse is actually lifted because the Blazers posted a coach quote of the night and it’s not maddening at all
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think the curse is actually lifted because the Blazers posted a coach quote of the night and it’s not maddening at all
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BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
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HAPPY JRUE HOLIDAYS EVERYONE
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
HAPPY JRUE HOLIDAYS EVERYONE
I’m also having a bad day Blazers so no judgement here!
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m also having a bad day Blazers so no judgement here!
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The bar is literally don’t lose by 62
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The bar is literally don’t lose by 62
Wise words by Calabro “The officials are looking at each other which is never a good sign”
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wise words by Calabro “The officials are looking at each other which is never a good sign”
How will Mamdani end 8pm PST/11pm EST start times for sporting events?
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How will Mamdani end 8pm PST/11pm EST start times for sporting events?
We used to be a proper fanbase that only booed those who deserved it aka Raymond Felton.
Nowhere close to the same level as the Pacers fans booing Myles Turner but I thought it was pretty wack Deandre Ayton got booed during pregame intros yesterday by Blazers fans. Not why they lost but the basketball gods don’t like ugly!
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We used to be a proper fanbase that only booed those who deserved it aka Raymond Felton.
We all have our fears and clearly Luka’s are the Portland Trail Blazers
Tonight will be the fourth time the Blazers have played the Lakers since the trade. Luka has yet to play in any of those games.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We all have our fears and clearly Luka’s are the Portland Trail Blazers
fixed my espresso machine so I can postpone my complete mental breakdown
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
fixed my espresso machine so I can postpone my complete mental breakdown
why is being a sports fan so stressful?
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
why is being a sports fan so stressful?
Happy losing my voice screaming at sports on my tv season to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Happy losing my voice screaming at sports on my tv season to all who celebrate
Toronto on the bright side you’re still Canadian!
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Toronto on the bright side you’re still Canadian!
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THE NBA CUP BLAZERS
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
THE NBA CUP BLAZERS
trick or treating at my neighborhood taco truck
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
trick or treating at my neighborhood taco truck
I think my brain has reached its limit with 156 and 3 honorable mention legends
I just came up with this scale:
0-55 air ball
56-110 ball knower
111-165 blazer maniac
166-220 blazer legend
221+ basketball reference
0-55 air ball
56-110 ball knower
111-165 blazer maniac
166-220 blazer legend
221+ basketball reference
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think my brain has reached its limit with 156 and 3 honorable mention legends