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Repeating my request that @trailblazers.bsky.social make the video and audio from this clip into the intro for every tv and radio broadcast until we have another championship to celebrate.
An order from out of state family that won’t be making it to Thanksgiving this year. 💥 🍁 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
An order from out of state family that won’t be making it to Thanksgiving this year. 💥 🍁 🧡
It just hit me last night watching the Blazers game. If you take a snap shot and consider just what we know for sure right now, Donovan Clingan is the best draft pick of the Joe Cronin era. We’re set at center. He’s a real, quality big that goes you a defensive floor.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It just hit me last night watching the Blazers game. If you take a snap shot and consider just what we know for sure right now, Donovan Clingan is the best draft pick of the Joe Cronin era. We’re set at center. He’s a real, quality big that goes you a defensive floor.
Felt like hot cocoa instead of coffee this morning. Also pictured: a 3-lb rabbit that never missed a meal in her life attacking her breakfast like it’s going to get away.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Felt like hot cocoa instead of coffee this morning. Also pictured: a 3-lb rabbit that never missed a meal in her life attacking her breakfast like it’s going to get away.
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#RipCity Wrap up is a television show not a podcast @trailblazers.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
#RipCity Wrap up is a television show not a podcast @trailblazers.bsky.social
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
I’m behind starting the game but just gotta comment - damn Clingan just absolutely erased Myles Turner. Looked like a parent swatting a toddler’s shot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m behind starting the game but just gotta comment - damn Clingan just absolutely erased Myles Turner. Looked like a parent swatting a toddler’s shot.
I like ham but not for Thanksgiving dinner.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I like ham but not for Thanksgiving dinner.
I’m watching next weekend into early December for some cooler weather in the Portland area. Too soon to make a call about whether it’s chilly, cold, or frigid. Best bet is just a little below normal for this time of year.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m watching next weekend into early December for some cooler weather in the Portland area. Too soon to make a call about whether it’s chilly, cold, or frigid. Best bet is just a little below normal for this time of year.
What a beautiful jam! More than a few guys have tried that move in the dunk contest and failed or done it a lot worse.
November 23, 1990: A Clyde Drexler baseline reverse dunk past three Golden State defenders.
Drexler scored 18 PTS and seven other Portland players also scored in double figures in a 143-119 win over the Warriors. Terry Porter had 22 PTS as the Blazers improved to 10-0.
📺 ESPN
Drexler scored 18 PTS and seven other Portland players also scored in double figures in a 143-119 win over the Warriors. Terry Porter had 22 PTS as the Blazers improved to 10-0.
📺 ESPN
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What a beautiful jam! More than a few guys have tried that move in the dunk contest and failed or done it a lot worse.
All ready to make wreaths at Hip Chicks Winery.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
All ready to make wreaths at Hip Chicks Winery.
Ok yall talked me into it. I’m watching the American Revolution doc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ok yall talked me into it. I’m watching the American Revolution doc.
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
Good day for packing and shipping.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good day for packing and shipping.
Northwestern Oregon remains socked in under low clouds and fog resulting in the coldest day since at least last March across the Portland metro area.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Northwestern Oregon remains socked in under low clouds and fog resulting in the coldest day since at least last March across the Portland metro area.
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
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1. Blazers win
2. No work tomorrow
3. Not raining
4. Cup victory
4 point game!
2. No work tomorrow
3. Not raining
4. Cup victory
4 point game!
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
1. Blazers win
2. No work tomorrow
3. Not raining
4. Cup victory
4 point game!
2. No work tomorrow
3. Not raining
4. Cup victory
4 point game!
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BREAKING NEWS:
ESPN has fixed their box scores!
I repeat ESPN has fixed their box scores!
ESPN has fixed their box scores!
I repeat ESPN has fixed their box scores!
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
ESPN has fixed their box scores!
I repeat ESPN has fixed their box scores!
ESPN has fixed their box scores!
I repeat ESPN has fixed their box scores!
NBA Cup West Group C goes through Portland.
Here are the standings (with point differential)
Blazers 2-1 -18
Nuggets 2-1 +26
Spurs 1-1 +10
Rockets 1-2 +10
Warriors 1-2 -28
Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.
Here are the standings (with point differential)
Blazers 2-1 -18
Nuggets 2-1 +26
Spurs 1-1 +10
Rockets 1-2 +10
Warriors 1-2 -28
Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
NBA Cup West Group C goes through Portland.
Here are the standings (with point differential)
Blazers 2-1 -18
Nuggets 2-1 +26
Spurs 1-1 +10
Rockets 1-2 +10
Warriors 1-2 -28
Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.
Here are the standings (with point differential)
Blazers 2-1 -18
Nuggets 2-1 +26
Spurs 1-1 +10
Rockets 1-2 +10
Warriors 1-2 -28
Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.
That was satisfying. I love when the arrogant team of assholes gives it their all and flat out loses. Go Blazers. Warriors eat a dick.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That was satisfying. I love when the arrogant team of assholes gives it their all and flat out loses. Go Blazers. Warriors eat a dick.
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GO BLAZERS FUCK THE WARRIORS
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO BLAZERS FUCK THE WARRIORS
Caleb Love just out-dueled Steph Curry in the NBA cup.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Caleb Love just out-dueled Steph Curry in the NBA cup.
Real Rob Williams hours.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Real Rob Williams hours.
I keep wanting to say guttiest Blazer performance in a while - win or lose. But the fact is we’ve had a lot of these. They don’t always have the most talent. But they are fighters.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I keep wanting to say guttiest Blazer performance in a while - win or lose. But the fact is we’ve had a lot of these. They don’t always have the most talent. But they are fighters.
LETS GO
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
LETS GO
Rough night for jerami.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Rough night for jerami.