Cassiel A
@cassiel.bsky.social
I write.
I photograph.
Sometimes I hover.
I photograph.
Sometimes I hover.
According to scientists, I think people are having way too not enough sex. And when I say people I mean me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
According to scientists, I think people are having way too not enough sex. And when I say people I mean me.
Doomscrolling a problem? Perhaps if the big corpos behind the SoMe platforms stopped with their endless «suggestions». They have no faith in your ability to find shit you want for yourself. And they won’t let you turn it off. You are a goose, force fed garbage. We are all geese. HONK you! …and me.
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Doomscrolling a problem? Perhaps if the big corpos behind the SoMe platforms stopped with their endless «suggestions». They have no faith in your ability to find shit you want for yourself. And they won’t let you turn it off. You are a goose, force fed garbage. We are all geese. HONK you! …and me.
I’m at an age where, when I have eaten all my morning vitamins and supplements, I’m no longer hungry and don’t need breakfast.
August 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’m at an age where, when I have eaten all my morning vitamins and supplements, I’m no longer hungry and don’t need breakfast.
If I had a cent every time someone told me to cheer up I’d soon be able to buy a whopper cheese!
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I had a cent every time someone told me to cheer up I’d soon be able to buy a whopper cheese!
Walking sticks, why aren’t they called hurry canes?
May 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Walking sticks, why aren’t they called hurry canes?
The greatest karma isn’t revenge but seeing people who are unjust, unfair, petty, selfish and mean achieve enlightenment and realize what they actually are. And also revenge, who am I kidding…
May 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The greatest karma isn’t revenge but seeing people who are unjust, unfair, petty, selfish and mean achieve enlightenment and realize what they actually are. And also revenge, who am I kidding…
Never less, always more coffee!
March 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Never less, always more coffee!
Many are excited about flip phones. Didn’t we already have those? What if the new flip phones flop too? Nobody likes unexpected flip flops.
March 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Many are excited about flip phones. Didn’t we already have those? What if the new flip phones flop too? Nobody likes unexpected flip flops.
«I have a question: You suck!»
March 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
«I have a question: You suck!»
I have so many things that just pile up, for years. Now I hear rumours that some people actually use their garages to park …their cars in? Mind blown!
March 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I have so many things that just pile up, for years. Now I hear rumours that some people actually use their garages to park …their cars in? Mind blown!
With Trump, there will be no advance, only Vance.
March 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
With Trump, there will be no advance, only Vance.
Great word play. So true.
March 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Great word play. So true.
First lol of the day 😂
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
First lol of the day 😂
I’ve had economic blackout for weeks already.
February 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’ve had economic blackout for weeks already.
Reposted by Cassiel A
When you’re looking at all the shit going on in the world right now I have come to believe that the term humankind is a misnomer.
And maybe Thanos was right 😢
And maybe Thanos was right 😢
February 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When you’re looking at all the shit going on in the world right now I have come to believe that the term humankind is a misnomer.
And maybe Thanos was right 😢
And maybe Thanos was right 😢
Me: Yep, hello.
Them: Oh, sorry, wrong number.
Me: Not if you wanted to talk to me.
Them: Ok, wrong person then.
Me: Who? Me or you?
Them: You, sorry.
Me: No, I am never wrong.
Them: ?
Me: Listen, do you even know who I am?
Them: Ehem, no?
Me: Well, neither do I so stop calling.
February 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me: Yep, hello.
Them: Oh, sorry, wrong number.
Me: Not if you wanted to talk to me.
Them: Ok, wrong person then.
Me: Who? Me or you?
Them: You, sorry.
Me: No, I am never wrong.
Them: ?
Me: Listen, do you even know who I am?
Them: Ehem, no?
Me: Well, neither do I so stop calling.
The prompt on Bluesky when composing a message is «What’s up?»
I think it is such a subtle and wonderful nod to the app itself. The answer, of course, being «the sky» - or rather «Bluesky».
I think it is such a subtle and wonderful nod to the app itself. The answer, of course, being «the sky» - or rather «Bluesky».
February 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The prompt on Bluesky when composing a message is «What’s up?»
I think it is such a subtle and wonderful nod to the app itself. The answer, of course, being «the sky» - or rather «Bluesky».
I think it is such a subtle and wonderful nod to the app itself. The answer, of course, being «the sky» - or rather «Bluesky».
Some days are so …flavorless that I just skip them. *click* Next day please!
…I hope the days I skip are retained, or do I willingly shorten my lifespan? Oh, well.
…I hope the days I skip are retained, or do I willingly shorten my lifespan? Oh, well.
February 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Some days are so …flavorless that I just skip them. *click* Next day please!
…I hope the days I skip are retained, or do I willingly shorten my lifespan? Oh, well.
…I hope the days I skip are retained, or do I willingly shorten my lifespan? Oh, well.
Did you know that if you put your ear to a strangers’ knee you’ll hear the words «what the fuck are you doing?»
February 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Did you know that if you put your ear to a strangers’ knee you’ll hear the words «what the fuck are you doing?»
Dust, where the hell does it come from? It’s too much!
February 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Dust, where the hell does it come from? It’s too much!
Romancing the self today. Same as yesterday really.
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Romancing the self today. Same as yesterday really.
Babel-speak. Love it!
AMERICAN: did you go see the house for sale
BRIT: no i got a flat
AMERICAN: oh do you need a lift
BRIT: no it has one
BRIT: no i got a flat
AMERICAN: oh do you need a lift
BRIT: no it has one
February 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Babel-speak. Love it!
I don’t always do my laundry twice, but when I do it’s because someone forgot to hang it up and they (I’m looking at ME) waited too long. I hate such laziness!
February 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don’t always do my laundry twice, but when I do it’s because someone forgot to hang it up and they (I’m looking at ME) waited too long. I hate such laziness!
Just in time for that special Friday coming up, yeah?
Wanna find the perfect restaurant to take your girl to? Ask her to guess where you’re taking her. Then you book a table at her first guess.
February 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just in time for that special Friday coming up, yeah?