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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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Wow, Threads is teeming with misinformation, thanks to Blue MAGA.
Public libraries in Florida ARE NOT pulling Diary of Anne Frank (any versions) off their shelves. Public libraries are certainly under fire here, but people on Threads are announcing it’s been pulled from all public libraries in FL.
Public libraries in Florida ARE NOT pulling Diary of Anne Frank (any versions) off their shelves. Public libraries are certainly under fire here, but people on Threads are announcing it’s been pulled from all public libraries in FL.
August 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wow, Threads is teeming with misinformation, thanks to Blue MAGA.
Public libraries in Florida ARE NOT pulling Diary of Anne Frank (any versions) off their shelves. Public libraries are certainly under fire here, but people on Threads are announcing it’s been pulled from all public libraries in FL.
Public libraries in Florida ARE NOT pulling Diary of Anne Frank (any versions) off their shelves. Public libraries are certainly under fire here, but people on Threads are announcing it’s been pulled from all public libraries in FL.
Celebrating Easter by feeding wild animals at the State Park.
April 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Celebrating Easter by feeding wild animals at the State Park.
Average Google Earth user thinks that sattelite imagery basically works like scrying.
April 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Average Google Earth user thinks that sattelite imagery basically works like scrying.
The United States has a command economy and it is commanded by Posting.
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The United States has a command economy and it is commanded by Posting.
Please be RFK jr
The DC Department of Health says that someone with measles visited several places in DC, including Amtrak trains, six days ago while contagious.
Press release: dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...
Press release: dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...
Measles case confirmed in DC with exposures on Amtrak
DC Health confirmed a case of measles on Tuesday morning and said the person diagnosed visited several places while contagious, including Amtrak.
www.nbcwashington.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Please be RFK jr
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"Officer-involved shooting" is copaganda meant to obscure responsibility of the cop. The Stranger used to call this shit out when TV news did it, not use it in a headline.
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Officer-involved shooting" is copaganda meant to obscure responsibility of the cop. The Stranger used to call this shit out when TV news did it, not use it in a headline.
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There should be a dating app for men who like to make ravioli to meet women who like to eat ravioli
November 23, 2024 at 11:13 PM
There should be a dating app for men who like to make ravioli to meet women who like to eat ravioli
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Writing an article called "Are Trans People too Uppity?" and immediately getting an employment offer from the @nytimes.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Writing an article called "Are Trans People too Uppity?" and immediately getting an employment offer from the @nytimes.com
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Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish that Dan Burros had been prescribed anti-psychotics and become a newspaper columnist"?
Well you're going to *love* Bret Stephens
Well you're going to *love* Bret Stephens
December 8, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish that Dan Burros had been prescribed anti-psychotics and become a newspaper columnist"?
Well you're going to *love* Bret Stephens
Well you're going to *love* Bret Stephens
You cannot kill the Tsar and his ministers anymore, because of Woke.
March 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You cannot kill the Tsar and his ministers anymore, because of Woke.
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I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.
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Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
WASHINGTON—Slumping back in their chairs and whining at the sight of intravenous lines in their bruised arms, a pale Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly asked their Uncle Elon on Friday when th...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
Chuck Schumer, Gavin Newsom, ect would be doing the same shit if Kamala had one.
March 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Chuck Schumer, Gavin Newsom, ect would be doing the same shit if Kamala had one.
There should be a type of bird feeder but like for hawks.
February 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There should be a type of bird feeder but like for hawks.
My hot take is that I don't think that "gerontocracy" is a very useful description of any issue with the US govt outside of the very narrow scope of politicians in obvious cognitive decline.
February 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My hot take is that I don't think that "gerontocracy" is a very useful description of any issue with the US govt outside of the very narrow scope of politicians in obvious cognitive decline.
Yeah man someone should do something
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah man someone should do something
How many eggs would you actually have to eat for it to cut into your income?
January 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How many eggs would you actually have to eat for it to cut into your income?
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apropos of nothing but "they made the trains run on time" was a sarcastic joke at the time because the trains sucked before the fascists, then they were worse under the fascists.
January 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
apropos of nothing but "they made the trains run on time" was a sarcastic joke at the time because the trains sucked before the fascists, then they were worse under the fascists.
Nothing gets a Boomer's blood pumping like hitting Reply All on an email.
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing gets a Boomer's blood pumping like hitting Reply All on an email.
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Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
Trump being a "traitor" or disloyal to the US is like the worst possible criticism of him.
January 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump being a "traitor" or disloyal to the US is like the worst possible criticism of him.
If you take your coffee with anything beyond milk and maybe a small amount of sugar the quality of the beans literally does not matter.
January 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you take your coffee with anything beyond milk and maybe a small amount of sugar the quality of the beans literally does not matter.
Having this sort of bizarre and infantile idolization of politicians is a part of why AOC has been so successful in undermining the independent left.
Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.
January 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Having this sort of bizarre and infantile idolization of politicians is a part of why AOC has been so successful in undermining the independent left.
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keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both