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CatalystCat
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Former Engineering Student
Oh yeah this app still exists uh

Pretend you saw something funny
a person is standing on a sidewalk with a sign that says that yoinky sploinky on it .
ALT: a person is standing on a sidewalk with a sign that says that yoinky sploinky on it .
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October 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
ONE OF THESE DAYS I will enjoy video games again
March 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Update: I did not die from this lol
Update: Just caught the unknown virus from my mom, took a day for me to get better

Still feel a little off tho
March 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
#blueskyvoid

Had to start this first sorry not sorry
January 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
AI POWERED WASHING MACHINES

WE ARE SCREWED
January 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Weed is the universal communicator
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Good morning America is everything still on fire?

Yes?

K good everything is fine
a cartoon of a dog sitting in front of a laptop with a speech bubble saying it 's fine
ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting in front of a laptop with a speech bubble saying it 's fine
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January 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
MY MOM HAS A MONOKUMA HAT FROM #Danganronpa AND APPARENTLY MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST PICKED IT OUT ON INSTINCT ONLINE

DANGANRONPA IS NOW REAL THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE ULTRA DESPAIR GIRLS
January 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I will steal all of your clout.

Period.

No more clout for you, I ate your clout
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this but I might actually miss the Bill Cipher accounts
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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we should let elon and the other billionaires go to Mars already
January 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Had a dream where I was watching a Youtube livestream where the thumbnail was just two shot glasses which I have on my dresser for reasons, and before I went to sleep I was in some weird lucid state where I was exploring my hometown in the dark and there was a chuck e cheese for some reason
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My body did that thing where I wake up for no reason help
January 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Okay I'm going to be asleep for real now thanks guys this certainly has been an experience I really wish Dr. Robotnik would just roboticize me in my sleep bye guys
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh yeah also #GraveyardKeeper is a game that exists I am going to do that thing where I lose consciousness for a while I sure do hope that when I regain consciousness I don't suddenly have people willing to follow me (The local body swapper)
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Remember—if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis.
January 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just smelled curry from all the way into the kitchen which is funny because it reminds me of freak from freak the mighty did I ever mention that freak from freak the mighty is one of the best characters in fiction and how he used curry powder to-

#booksky
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
*taps mic*

Vulpix! Vulpix Vulpix
January 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hello is anyone from the #purple timeline?

Anybody from that timeline wanna hang?
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My mom just accused me of breathing too hard

What
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How many references can I make before I kill AI for good I hate robots

Like TF2 Mann Vs Machine mode I HATE robots

I H A T E T H E R O B O T S

I strongly dislike robots

Praytell, what has gotten into thee? Ye knaves believe that a robot's feelings matter more than I? What hogwash
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM