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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀

@catguruniks.bsky.social

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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24

“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 7h

I notice he's gone very quiet all of a sudden. Not so clever now, is he?

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GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 8h

Wantu lissen to rekirds, okey?

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 8h

Too layt Critta! Toes fur da winn!!
#plundercats

A longhaired tortie cat sits triumphant next to a critta croissant

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

Omg what an incredible victory!!! This was the only possible outcome, of course! Congratulations, @toesknows.bsky.social!! You crushed da critta!!! 🥊🥊🥊 @film-authority.bsky.social

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 8h

An da Critta onn da flor!!! @auggiethebeck.bsky.social cowntin....dis cud bee idt....Toes is reechin fur an crossont!!
#plundercats

A longhaired tortie cat is triumphantly sitting on a defeated plague doctor

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 8h

@film-authority.bsky.social bin pewltid wiv tomartys an draggd bak inn da rink bye @auggiethebeck.bsky.social!
Toes spodts da Critta distrakkid doosin an weerd sessy darnse..........BAPBAPBAP!!!
#plundercats

A longhaired tortie cat baps a plague doctor into oblivion

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

😹😹

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

Full of stimky skidmarks! 😹😹

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

He's had those shorts since 1982 😹😹😹

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

Omg that is SO JEFFING STIMKY!!! Just like the critta!! 😹😹

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 9h

Juss like clonkwerk: De Skwirls arr bakk eetink mine mapel tree again an DIS MEENS WAR! #oranjtober

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 8h

The critta's shorts are giving Alan Partridge 😹😹😹

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

a cartoon character is standing next to a box of tomatoes and saying booo

ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a box of tomatoes and saying booo

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 9h

Dere inn da rink an youz cud cutt da atmossfear wiv an spoone! Wayte...wy da Critta runnink awai? Hims owt da rink...pewlt da him wiv tomartys!! @curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social @smillapanfur.bsky.social
#plundercats

A boxing plague doctor is running away from a fight

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

So gross! 🤢

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

I agree! I cannot unsee that. I'll never sleep again, that's for sure! 🙀

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GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 11h

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Wel, apparenty tha Nobel Committy doznot giv awardes to ca'ats becawse i didnot git one but its FINE, relly.. .

Orange and white cat, slightly disgruntled. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Well, apparently the Nobel Committee doesn't give awards to cats because I didn't get one, but it's fine, really."

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

The critta gyrating in stockings and suspenders was deffo not on my bingo card for tonight, but here we are. Genuinely disturbing 🙀

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 10h

cats are facing a housing crisis. cat homes are in such short supply that many cats live in houses like this, which can fit only one cat and no possessions or furniture

A gray cat is in a little cat condo house that she basically fills up

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

YASSSSS!!! GO, TOES!! Bapbapbap da critta's head right off his shoulders!! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 9h

Inn da bloo corna, reprezentink da #plundercats an nown fur hers uncompimysink starnse onn toonaz distrabooshun. Wayink inn adt 'Iz noe tellink da youz dat' idts Toes Da Bappa Rrrrrrrichardz!!!

A longhaired tortie cat is dressed ready to box with a totally unfairly sized opponent but is fearless!

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

Yo ass is GRASS, critta!!! Boooooooo!!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 9h

LACKLUSTRE LEGGIE

Stray Liotta/Hey Spots @strayliotta.bsky.social · 10h

Meh

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Toes @toesknows.bsky.social · 9h

Laydeeeez an gentolmenz! Welcomb two da fite ov da sentoory!!! Da amaysink Auggie @auggiethebeck an Marv @janest wiwl bee offishyatink tonite, howpsin fur an cleen fite wiv da cayrfol handlink ov enee bayked guds 😸🤞
Pleez mayk youz wai two youz seets an enjoi youz toonaritaz!!
#plundercats

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auggiethebeck.bsky.social @auggiethebeck.bsky.social · 14h

Dis iz how youse win tha battle of tha Bedsheets. Human couldn't eben tak tha old sheets off dis mornin. Iz on fyre!

White cat passed out on a bed with a blue blanket

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