Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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catguruniks.bsky.social
“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
an gud dey fur an #oranjtober #hedgewatch
orange cat with white face crouches on a large rock at the top of a garden waterfall formation. Behind him a tall fence with lattice and many trees beyond including sine turning fall colors and some whose leaves have fallen.  Far behind some tall green cypress trees
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Wen yuo need to gedt Mombs attenshun
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Cooper chews a stick of gum.
Cooper chews a stick of gum. Twin Peaks S02E09 - Arbitrary Law.
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davewagner.bsky.social
he just learned what a pig is and he is intrigued. he thought they were merely myth and legend, rather than a creature a cat could meet
An orange and white cat looks amazed
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befuddledblaire.bsky.social
how r mine frens?? 🩷🥺
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying upside down on a red mattress, with her catnip baguette toy right next to her. We got it from our friend Bambi's Etsy shop - HandmadByBambi, and we love and recommend it! Go get yours! Anyway, Blaire's pupils are very dilated and she's staring at the camera with the most loving expression. It's her Blaire Love Stare! She's also showing off a bit of her fluffy tummy, but I'd advise against petting it. Even if she's not currently in touch with reality because of catnip. The caption says 'How are my friends?'.
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Imb wearing mai swag frum tha #plundercats gift shobb at tha honeydooras hydeowt bar!
A whit cat dressed in swag at a bar
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hurricanetort.bsky.social
pawe poz levul : Innturmeedeeyut
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gonzo.bsky.social
Hallo fromb me and mt ghoasty frend
Orange and white cat in a cardboard box next to a ghost toy
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bertie1.bsky.social
#plundercats, ai has shurts furr th yuo! Helpe advatiyz ma companee an keepe me inn th toonas!
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film-authority.bsky.social
It's #Caturday, the October Week holiday, and it's time for little catties to give themselves a wash and spruce themselves up.

Joe and Jake take matters of personal hygiene very seriously and Joe is very keen to make sure that his brother has washed behind his ears.

They're two simple souls.
Jake and Joe get busy with their daily grooming routine.
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toesknows.bsky.social
Ohw fanks frend. Purfek finnish two ma lewk!
Mock up of a cat wearing a t shirt depicting a cat boxing victory and a Honeydooras cap. She is holding a boxing trophy
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busterkeaton.bsky.social
Saturday Captions - Can you make up a decent caption for this promo pic for “Three Ages,” 1923?

#oldhollywood #damfino #busterkeaton #silentfilm
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vimtotime.bsky.social
Please come and have a rummage in my emporium and spend some coinz 👾💘

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
A card with a sad Moon wearing socks. It says IT’S JUST A PHASE Bracelets with letter beads. One says OVERSTIMULATED and the other says ADHD AF. Another is made of flowers beads Dollies in packaging costumes Little friendos in bobble hats
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tyrowo.com
Always happy to have my little bathroom companion 💕

Happy Caturday!
A person is sitting down in a bathroom with their pants down reaching down to pet a Siamese cat that is looking affectionately up at the camera.
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gonzo.bsky.social
I mean hav yu ever scene a bettir pease than this?!
Orange and white cat, the best at peacing