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catguruniks.bsky.social
Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
@catguruniks.bsky.social
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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24
“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
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gingerthecat.social
Sure…I’m listening 😸😹
#cats
Tortie cat definitely not interested in anything you have to say is lying on a sofa with one eye half closed Same tortie cat is lying in the same spot & she now has her eyes closed. She doesn’t want to hear you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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kappakatch21.bsky.social
What am I pondering 🤔 #sheltie #dogsofsky
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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percyfitzwallace.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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jasthecat.bsky.social
Ime hab an bigge gomplaynt!! Mine mom nodt eben taek enny newe pitchers ovf the me or paye enuff antenshon so Ime can talk to mine frends on the blooskies!! She is been beeyondt rood! Ime miss ebbry wun amd she juss saye idt is becaws ovf werk. Weale dat is none ackscuse!! 😾😾
A close up of a black cat’s face
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
Daddio placed his phone on de couch to catchie my jumpies!

#standbackwehaveajumper #flyhappycat #cats
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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leetrikki90.bsky.social
“Human, am I the CUTEST kitty in the known universe?”

“Yes, you are, Kiki!”

“The SMARTEST?”

“Yes, you are!”

“The FLOOFIEST?”

“Yes, you are!”

“The CLEVEREST?”

“Kiki, don’t ask me any QUESTIONS if you know all the ANSWERS!”

“DOUBLE-CHECKING, human!…Now, should we ask the REST of the universe?”
Tuxedo cat lying across the lap of her human, who’s sitting on a brown leatherette recliner
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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shakespearecats.bsky.social
We love you too Auggie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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jolo729.bsky.social
Snoozles wif hooman, so nyse!
Gray cat snoozing on a human's lap, paws crossed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
Got a big cheese pizza in the oven, lads
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Sage working hard today
#cats
Black kitty
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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missybbbobtail.bsky.social
Late tongue out Tuesday entry. 👅
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Afternoon naps
#cats
Maria Brown tabby bobtail kitty in bed Parseley black cat laying on blankets Sage Blacl kitty in chair Georg Long haired tabby laying
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: hahahah! 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve woohoooooo!
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
Photo of an adorable black and white medium haired kitten looking at the camera with one golden eye while pinning down a feathery green toy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper and Gordon meeting at the Sheriff’s Department.
Agent Cooper and Gordon meeting at the Sheriff’s Department. Twin Peaks S02E06 - Demons.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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clerox.bsky.social
New crinkly paper!
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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jeanchimera.bsky.social
lookie wot momb getted! #plundercats
a black kitten is sitting on the top of her cat tower. she is sitting on a purple t-shirt that is advertising a plundercats movie. a black kitten is standing on the top level of her cat tower. draped over the top of the tower is a purple t-shirt advertising the plundercat movie. the kitten is examining the t-shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
… an a BOOP frum Dade! 😻🤎
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Ai gots a layte entreey furr #tongueouttuesday!..
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Tha grosserys hav alreddy bin deliverd and i waz SO BRAVE okey?!
Orange and white cat on a cat tree sticking out his tongue. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! The groceries have already been delivered and I was so brave, okay?!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Urlee morny on ma obsurvayshun poste. Waytin furr th sunny! 😸🌅🤎
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Skwirls? Arr dose funckers on mine roof agin? So erly?? Imb rilly going to haff to goe bakk owr dere wen idts coldt an Imb juss combe inn?!
an orange and white cat crouches on a black glass topped coffee table, with his eyes cast up toward the ceiling in response to a sound on the roof
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
So eepy 😻
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Sumtims lyf can bee overwhelming. Jus remember youse are enuff jus as youse are. Iz luvs youse mai frens.
A white cat on a brown chair contemplating life and how it can be sad and also joyful around holidays. You as yourself are perfect and you are loved.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Gud aftanuun, all ma frends! Ai luvs th yuo all! 🤎😸
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM