I have no idea when I will need this but its time will come

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

“Changing into your new year’s eve outfit”

Translation: Putting on your pyjamas.

Dear children's author, I want to talk to you about kerning.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.