Having some Big Feelings today - why do they always come out as crying even if they’re good? Someone who knows about brains and stuff please explain
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Having some Big Feelings today - why do they always come out as crying even if they’re good? Someone who knows about brains and stuff please explain
so far the only thing that's been affected by the social media under 16 ban is I can no longer access twitter. maybe this IS a positive step after all
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
so far the only thing that's been affected by the social media under 16 ban is I can no longer access twitter. maybe this IS a positive step after all
wish I could deal with minor inconveniences by rolling on the floor having a tantrum but nooooo I gotta "deal with things in a mature way" shit's fucked
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wish I could deal with minor inconveniences by rolling on the floor having a tantrum but nooooo I gotta "deal with things in a mature way" shit's fucked
Uber driver, playing Toxic by Britney Spears: you can have the Bluetooth if you want
Me: sir you are doing it the most perfect anyone has ever done
Me: sir you are doing it the most perfect anyone has ever done
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Uber driver, playing Toxic by Britney Spears: you can have the Bluetooth if you want
Me: sir you are doing it the most perfect anyone has ever done
Me: sir you are doing it the most perfect anyone has ever done
Car manufacturers put door handles in normal places challenge (impossible)
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Car manufacturers put door handles in normal places challenge (impossible)
I have been having a Rough Time Of It lately but I found lobster slides at the op shop yesterday and it did give my mental health an unprecedented boost. I may never take them off
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I have been having a Rough Time Of It lately but I found lobster slides at the op shop yesterday and it did give my mental health an unprecedented boost. I may never take them off
Another day another email to transport Victoria about where the hell the bus is
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Another day another email to transport Victoria about where the hell the bus is
no one cares that i’ve recently started collecting dvds again but I got the first two seasons of the wire for $2 today and i think that’s neat
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
no one cares that i’ve recently started collecting dvds again but I got the first two seasons of the wire for $2 today and i think that’s neat
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Time to go to work in the shit factory!
Just drove through some heavy fog on the freeway only it wasn’t fog it was a ute that was on fire
August 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just drove through some heavy fog on the freeway only it wasn’t fog it was a ute that was on fire
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tweet i think about
July 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
tweet i think about
you can do anything if you’ve got a can-do attitude and believe in yourself! including computer repair! probably!
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
you can do anything if you’ve got a can-do attitude and believe in yourself! including computer repair! probably!
Genuinely so excited about that huge stick insect they just found and looking forward to future discoveries of even huger insects
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Genuinely so excited about that huge stick insect they just found and looking forward to future discoveries of even huger insects
[leaving the cinema after seeing Friendship]
My friend: …and I know you were thinking about that toad-
Me: Beautiful eyes
My friend: -and that it had beautiful eyes what the fuck
My friend: …and I know you were thinking about that toad-
Me: Beautiful eyes
My friend: -and that it had beautiful eyes what the fuck
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
[leaving the cinema after seeing Friendship]
My friend: …and I know you were thinking about that toad-
Me: Beautiful eyes
My friend: -and that it had beautiful eyes what the fuck
My friend: …and I know you were thinking about that toad-
Me: Beautiful eyes
My friend: -and that it had beautiful eyes what the fuck
Who takes a photo with flash anyway, it’s 2025 we’ve invented better cameras that handle low light just fine? Congrats on your terrible overexposed photo of the backs of a bunch of chairs
July 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Who takes a photo with flash anyway, it’s 2025 we’ve invented better cameras that handle low light just fine? Congrats on your terrible overexposed photo of the backs of a bunch of chairs
Someone took a photo WITH FLASH in my screening of Fantastic Four: First Steps tonight!! They’re lucky it wasn’t a better movie or I would have been PISSED
July 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Someone took a photo WITH FLASH in my screening of Fantastic Four: First Steps tonight!! They’re lucky it wasn’t a better movie or I would have been PISSED
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My uber driver has 1960 unread messages, surely this is a record of some kind
July 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My uber driver has 1960 unread messages, surely this is a record of some kind
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paul atreidies voice:
we need a disney princess that’s a worm
July 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
paul atreidies voice:
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Let's rock with our cock.
July 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Let's rock with our cock.
Just saw Coriolanus and Aufidius is giving big Hark! A Vagrant ‘nemesis’ energy
July 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just saw Coriolanus and Aufidius is giving big Hark! A Vagrant ‘nemesis’ energy
Embarked upon my flossing journey…. I swear there would be less blood in my mouth if i got punched in the face
July 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Embarked upon my flossing journey…. I swear there would be less blood in my mouth if i got punched in the face
doing the dishes and also washing my nice hunk of potassium which got a bit dirty somehow
July 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
doing the dishes and also washing my nice hunk of potassium which got a bit dirty somehow
Every time I’ve used the lifeline chat it’s helped but only in that I’ve been so annoyed by how unhelpful it was it briefly took over from my depression
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Every time I’ve used the lifeline chat it’s helped but only in that I’ve been so annoyed by how unhelpful it was it briefly took over from my depression