Matt Hooper Sharkologist
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Matt Hooper Sharkologist
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Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming
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Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.

And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Matt Hooper Sharkologist
The people acting as Trumps fluffers will never be accepted by MAGA after Trump is gone. They will never be taken seriously by anyone else. The press, for their part, have proven to be exactly what Trump has claimed them to be. Fake News selling their souls for proximity to power.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nah I can dig it, but also, now I want that spinoff movie where it is *also* in a World of Darkness setting
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lol 3 following, no posts, all replies, shitty spelling and grammar
This you?
a blue and red toy robot with a clock on its face
ALT: a blue and red toy robot with a clock on its face
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The fact that you don't says everything I need to know about you. Don't go near any playground now y'hear? 🖕
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh and here's this if you forgot.
Donald Trump raped children.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Except it's painfully obvious? Associated with Epstein for decades, and in a room with one of those victims for hours, and fantasized about fucking his own daughter? Yeah. I'm gonna think he raped kids.
Also he's doing a a fine job with avoiding consequences without you defending him. So stop it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by Matt Hooper Sharkologist
By deploying them aggressively against American citizens in defiance of fucking *everything,* the public equates them with ICE and the Border Patrol.

You invade cities and treat them like occupied territory, you end up throwing decades of sympathy with US armed forces in the garbage overnight.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Exactly! Like... no! It's not above criticism, but you have to give me a criticism that's actually valid and doesn't take 2 seconds of thought from me to go "oh that's the point though bud!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dude punk ditto is rad.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by Matt Hooper Sharkologist
you want a spicy take on the Beatles? Alright: Elvis was a charismatic epic white boy doing a perfect pantomime rock n roll (a black genre) and it wasn’t until the Beatles that the yakubians finally did their own thing within the genre, that’s why they’re important. This take is still normal imo
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hazbin is doing things with music, animation, character writing, musicals as a medium that are actually innovative. The story is tightly written and doing new and bold things. Best of all it's got sincerity. There's a lot to glowingly praise but man can the general internet just not handle it at all
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM