Matt Hooper Sharkologist
@cavemanj0nes.bsky.social
Actor, singer, resident of the bad place, but hey, aren't we all? Side obsessions include cooking, reading, and gaming
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Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
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It is legitimately infuriating that yotuube can go "ah yeah this video raising charity money for the Trevor project has a fictional slot machine game in it, that's gambling, take away the money" while allowing fanduel and draftkings to run ads as much as they want, someone's ass needs kicking tbh
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It is legitimately infuriating that yotuube can go "ah yeah this video raising charity money for the Trevor project has a fictional slot machine game in it, that's gambling, take away the money" while allowing fanduel and draftkings to run ads as much as they want, someone's ass needs kicking tbh
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Yo!!! I know Disney is evil but...damnit. I may have to go to this shit.
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
Lucasfilm is celebrating the film's 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yo!!! I know Disney is evil but...damnit. I may have to go to this shit.
I'm tired, man.
I've always been in this position where I can see the logical cause and effect of about 2 decades in front of me... and even at a point in my life where I have unprecedented amounts of control within limitlessly unprecedented times, I just feel the monotony of it all in this one day.
I've always been in this position where I can see the logical cause and effect of about 2 decades in front of me... and even at a point in my life where I have unprecedented amounts of control within limitlessly unprecedented times, I just feel the monotony of it all in this one day.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm tired, man.
I've always been in this position where I can see the logical cause and effect of about 2 decades in front of me... and even at a point in my life where I have unprecedented amounts of control within limitlessly unprecedented times, I just feel the monotony of it all in this one day.
I've always been in this position where I can see the logical cause and effect of about 2 decades in front of me... and even at a point in my life where I have unprecedented amounts of control within limitlessly unprecedented times, I just feel the monotony of it all in this one day.
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stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up
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There are, as of this moment, 969 episodes of Star Trek. If a new one doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there's something in the literal month-long runtime of previous series you can enjoy silently by yourself.
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There are, as of this moment, 969 episodes of Star Trek. If a new one doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there's something in the literal month-long runtime of previous series you can enjoy silently by yourself.
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
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The problem is there are many folks out there whose entire brand is now complaining about Star Trek
There are, as of this moment, 969 episodes of Star Trek. If a new one doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there's something in the literal month-long runtime of previous series you can enjoy silently by yourself.
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
To quote MST3K -- repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax."
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The problem is there are many folks out there whose entire brand is now complaining about Star Trek
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The people acting as Trumps fluffers will never be accepted by MAGA after Trump is gone. They will never be taken seriously by anyone else. The press, for their part, have proven to be exactly what Trump has claimed them to be. Fake News selling their souls for proximity to power.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The people acting as Trumps fluffers will never be accepted by MAGA after Trump is gone. They will never be taken seriously by anyone else. The press, for their part, have proven to be exactly what Trump has claimed them to be. Fake News selling their souls for proximity to power.
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
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I don't see "native" 🌳 trees mentioned in this article and I have a bad feeling the City of St. Louis is going to use vacant lots from 🌪 damage for trees as an excuse for not rebuilding in North City.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch article via Wayback Machine
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch article via Wayback Machine
archive.today/2025.11.30-1...
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't see "native" 🌳 trees mentioned in this article and I have a bad feeling the City of St. Louis is going to use vacant lots from 🌪 damage for trees as an excuse for not rebuilding in North City.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch article via Wayback Machine
archive.today/2025.11.30-1...
St. Louis Post-Dispatch article via Wayback Machine
archive.today/2025.11.30-1...
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Tried watching a video about Pokémon Legends Z-A. Within the first minute the author was already blaming Game Freak for "low quality graphics".
I'm just unsympathetic to this specific scapegoating now.
I'm just unsympathetic to this specific scapegoating now.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tried watching a video about Pokémon Legends Z-A. Within the first minute the author was already blaming Game Freak for "low quality graphics".
I'm just unsympathetic to this specific scapegoating now.
I'm just unsympathetic to this specific scapegoating now.
Holy shit both my paychecks hit early???
Happy Thanksgiving to me🤩🤩🤩
Happy Thanksgiving to me🤩🤩🤩
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Holy shit both my paychecks hit early???
Happy Thanksgiving to me🤩🤩🤩
Happy Thanksgiving to me🤩🤩🤩
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By deploying them aggressively against American citizens in defiance of fucking *everything,* the public equates them with ICE and the Border Patrol.
You invade cities and treat them like occupied territory, you end up throwing decades of sympathy with US armed forces in the garbage overnight.
You invade cities and treat them like occupied territory, you end up throwing decades of sympathy with US armed forces in the garbage overnight.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
By deploying them aggressively against American citizens in defiance of fucking *everything,* the public equates them with ICE and the Border Patrol.
You invade cities and treat them like occupied territory, you end up throwing decades of sympathy with US armed forces in the garbage overnight.
You invade cities and treat them like occupied territory, you end up throwing decades of sympathy with US armed forces in the garbage overnight.
Got a callback audition for a show I really want to do with a company I really wanna work with. One of those roles where if I get it, it is such a good look on my resume and a genuine artistic opportunity. After the last couple disappointments I really needed this
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Got a callback audition for a show I really want to do with a company I really wanna work with. One of those roles where if I get it, it is such a good look on my resume and a genuine artistic opportunity. After the last couple disappointments I really needed this
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if i got killed while i was sleepy enough i would be fine with it
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if i got killed while i was sleepy enough i would be fine with it
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you want a spicy take on the Beatles? Alright: Elvis was a charismatic epic white boy doing a perfect pantomime rock n roll (a black genre) and it wasn’t until the Beatles that the yakubians finally did their own thing within the genre, that’s why they’re important. This take is still normal imo
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
you want a spicy take on the Beatles? Alright: Elvis was a charismatic epic white boy doing a perfect pantomime rock n roll (a black genre) and it wasn’t until the Beatles that the yakubians finally did their own thing within the genre, that’s why they’re important. This take is still normal imo
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So he's still president today?
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So he's still president today?
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
After calling for the deaths of political opponents?
This is not normal.
This should never happen in the USA.
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When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate."
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate."
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video.
He's a tyrant.
Hazbin Hotel shippers are dumb.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hazbin Hotel shippers are dumb.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
RadioApple?
MorningRadio *and* RadioStar are RIGHT. THERE.
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"Always start your day with a positive attitude!"
Me:
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Always start your day with a positive attitude!"
Me:
Me:
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
I might sleep for over 18 hours.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I might sleep for over 18 hours.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
No apologies, it's been a really long several days.
It reached 80°F in the St Louis region of the nation.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It reached 80°F in the St Louis region of the nation.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
I have never been so thrown off my game by weather. Yesterday I had to wear a sweater and today my lizard brain thought it was August, and threw me back into my backward seasonal depression, where the physical pressure of warmth makes me a grump.
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...