Bird
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just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
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hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?
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let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
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A frog liking the art of all his friends, even the bad ones.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A frog liking the art of all his friends, even the bad ones.
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Garrus Vakarian 🧡
Thank you @north0fnowhere.bsky.social for the reference photo! This was part of a gift for my sister’s birthday and I wanted to post it in honor of #N7 Day
#MassEffect #Garrus
Thank you @north0fnowhere.bsky.social for the reference photo! This was part of a gift for my sister’s birthday and I wanted to post it in honor of #N7 Day
#MassEffect #Garrus
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Garrus Vakarian 🧡
Thank you @north0fnowhere.bsky.social for the reference photo! This was part of a gift for my sister’s birthday and I wanted to post it in honor of #N7 Day
#MassEffect #Garrus
Thank you @north0fnowhere.bsky.social for the reference photo! This was part of a gift for my sister’s birthday and I wanted to post it in honor of #N7 Day
#MassEffect #Garrus
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.
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They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
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the chicken that has it all
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the chicken that has it all
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Guardian belly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Guardian belly.
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Bummer, I guess?
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bummer, I guess?
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Pygmy marmoset sad because no ones came to his birthday party
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pygmy marmoset sad because no ones came to his birthday party