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Cedulous Rex
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God’s little toaster in the bathtub
free speech, humanism, pluralism
irreverently speculative
the king is the fool
the fool is the king
embracing the present Camusian absurdity

“God gave Noah the Rainbow sign, no more water - fire next time” 🌹🐦‍⬛🐸

📍 SEA
It seems like trunt is trying to get one of his ICE hogs slaughtered so he can have a Reichstag moment.

Great show of restraint in Minneapolis.
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
The hamburgler fascist Presinald Trunt

WHINED his way to a Nobel trophy (he could have had this made at any trophy shop…Stupid fuck).

He just has a metal paper weight that looks cool.

the committee bestows the title, the metal is just an object.

Dumb fucking donny
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
How pathetic.

I may have embarrassed myself but at least I’ve never groveled on my knees and gave away a Nobel Peace price only to be called a “nice woman” and shown the door.

She may have lost the Nobel but she definitely won the “Dumb Ass B***” award.
Machado presents Trump with her Nobel award at White House meeting - BBC News
Trump thanked Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, calling it "a wonderful gesture of mutual respect".
www.bbc.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
We need more successful lawsuits against AI companies.

Congress won’t do shit our leaders are pedophiles.

The best we can hope for is a jury of our peers.

We are the leaders we need.
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Homeland Security has turned into a weapon of political revenge.

ICE has murdered a US citizen.
ICE has kneeled on a US citizen elderly man & broken his ribs.
ICE has shot out the eye of a young protesting US citizen.
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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Remember: The real freeloaders in this country are the rich — not the poor or immigrants or any other group of people vilified as scapegoats. The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year. The United States literally has yacht and private jet tax deductions. Hello?
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Gonna be hilarious when we abolish ICE and all these fucking thugs who overplayed their hand are in the breadlines.
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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🚨Leaked docs about the ICE-led deployment to Minneapolis: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Indonesia and Malaysia have banned Grok.

The US should follow suit.

Grok has published CSAM in PUBLIC.

That’s 15-20 years in jail.

If we didn’t have a pedophile for a president would this chatbot be legal in the US?

The degradation of our nation continues apace.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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We have a feeling this will be updated by the end of Monday and backdated to last week…

But rather than ICE Jon Boy having an absolute right to shoot, looks like he absolutely violated his training and government rules.

But hey, she was a fuc**** bitch, so what’s the harm…

#RadioFreeAmerica
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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ICE killed an unarmed mom and the administration's response was to drag her corpse through the mud by calling her a terrorist
January 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Beyoncé just became a billionaire but we gotta maintain class consciousness

We gotta eat the rich but

#saveBeyoncéfordessert
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
What’s done in the dark will come to light.

This fucking vile pedophile Cretan
US congressional panel to subpoena billionaire Leslie Wexner over Epstein ties
The U.S. House of Representatives Oversight Committee will subpoena billionaire ‌Leslie Wexner to sit for a deposition before the panel ‌over his ties with late financier and convicted sex offender Je...
ground.news
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
ICE murdered Renee Nicole Good yesterday
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
What is the deal with all the “human grade” dog food lol?

Also what is human grade?

We eat trash in America.

The FDA approves mass produced ultra processed poison lol.

Marketers are fun.
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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🚨BREAKING: DOJ admits it has only released 12,285 documents required by Epstein Files Transparency Act. More than 2 million documents still need to be reviewed/released. DOJ is in violation of federal law that required release by Dec. 19.

More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The whole regime change in the interest of empire is all well and good.

But still gonna need to see the full release of the Epstein files.

Venezuela isn’t a replacement for disclosure.
January 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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No war to hide the Epstein files!
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
What about every standing church in Gaza being razed?

And Gazan Christians being murdered in the streets like dogs.

This fucking rat Netanyahu is evil incarnate and “evangelicals” deserve their stupid servile lives of degradation and self denial, they are obviously too stupid to deserve better.
Netanyahu tells Evangelical leaders Israel is part of effort to protect Christians worldwide
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu used a meeting with Evangelical Christian leaders in Florida today to underscore Israel’s reliance on faith-based allies in the United States, as divisions in...
ground.news
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Elon musk was too fucking weird to get invited to the Epstein parties so he made a child porn app.

This thing is going to do numbers in Israel y’all!!

I bet if you made a user heat map Israel, global refuge for international pedophiles, would light up like a christmas tree.
X's Grok AI Reportedly Misused to Create Explicit Deepfakes
Users on X have reportedly been misusing the platform's AI tool, Grok, to digitally manipulate photographs of women and children into sexually compromising images. The trend began in late December 202...
ground.news
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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people should be free to advocate boycotting, divesting and sanctioning the state of israel
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Prince Andrew just shows the degenerate type of bullshit inbred whites get into when they aren’t kept in check.

At least the French beheaded Louis XVI and got rid of the generations of humiliation.

England literally lets Andrew molest their boys and celebrates the Queen.

🇬🇧 UK=Rat people
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM