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Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social

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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · Nov 28

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Violet colored poster drawing of two women riding on impossibly large running house cats. Caption reads: Ladies, we ride at dawn: November 5, 2024

Screenshot of a text conversion.
Sender: Can I interest you in my religion?
Receiver: what’s your religion?
Sender: it’s more of a cult
Sender sends photo of an orange cat being held up in the air and several people in blue shirts kneeling around the cat with arms outstretched
Receiver: I’m listening

Photo collage of a cup of coffee, pancakes and butter, eggs and bacon and a round frog with a large smiling mouth. Caption says: Sleep is just time machine to breakfast, my dudes

Photo of a laptop screen with a scene from a TV show. A woman with long brown hair is speaking to someone, the closed caption says “shit.” The top of the woman’s head is slightly out of frame. A cat’s ears and a sliver of its head are visible behind the laptop screen making it look like the ears are part of the woman’s head, extending above the laptop

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 2h

The Secret Sauce?

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 9h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

Cardboard is a cat's natural enclosure

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

I saw it in the cinema. FWIW.

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November Oscar Whiskey @ottawatts.bsky.social · 19h

Who's with me?

Regina George saying "Stop trying to make COPILOT happen"

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 5h

portland has fallen

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 5h

Orange: "Ample warnings were issued"

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h

The More You Know 🌠

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11h

Here's a thread on ways Jack Posobiec has been normalized in mainstream media since Charlie Kirk's death:

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 27d

I'd list all the things Jack Posobiec is known for, but I think it would get me banned on Bluesky in the current environment of automated moderation.

Let's just say he has an extensive page at the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Anyway, CBS News is talking with Posobiec about his friend Charlie Kirk.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 12h

Can't we just invite him to the Portland fall apple bobbing festival and give him the key to the city wrapped in gold foil? Then he'd see that Stephen Miller has been showing him footage from the Fall of Berlin.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 12h

"Sir, that's footage of Gaza"

Two men in suits. The man on the right is George W Bush, with a serious look on his face. The man on the left is leaning close to Bush's ear and is whispering to him.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 12h

Kangaroo court is now in session

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 13h

They'll create a pretext to invoke it

a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want .

Alt: A woman in a white Imperial Security Bureau uniform looks out of a window and says "This is exactly what they want."

media.tenor.com

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h

Saturation: 10000%

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 15h

Ordered.

Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 16h

This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift of knowledge, America’s libraries the gift of cash, and don’t give Donald Trump a fucking cent. Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke is an incredible new product that is 100% EXEMPT FROM TRUMP’S STUPID TARIFFS! ExplainsTheJoke.com

Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke

An incredible product totally exempt from Trump's stupid tariffs.

ExplainsTheJoke.com

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 15h

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 14h

Ask them to say "Gulf of Mexico"
Bet they can't do it.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 15h

Recommended reading. It's the story of both the fall of Twitter and the fall of Elon Musk.

Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 16h

If you've been waiting to read Character Limit because there's been a lot going on (or you just had better shit to do), our book is available today only in the UK on Kindle for £0.99.

www.amazon.co.uk/Character-Li...

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17h

1. AG Ken Paxton of Texas has announced undercover operations into left leaning groups, citing "transgenderism" and "antifa."

It is the latest in a series of moves that indicates LGBTQ+ people and left-leaning orgs may be targets for domestic surveillance.

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Texas AG Ken Paxton Announces Undercover Operations Into "Antifa," Citing "Transgenderism"

The announcement comes after a flurry of reports that Trump would weaponize the FBI against groups supporting LGBTQ+ people.

www.erininthemorning.com

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 16h

Worth reading this think piece. Yes Stephen Miller wants a new Reich. Yes he wants Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act on phony pretenses. Yes Dems have popular support to oppose Trump, but some are too scared to try. *cough* Schumer *cough*

Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 19h

From @gregsargent.bsky.social on the fascist freak actually running the country:

Inside Stephen Miller’s Secret Plan to Normalize Trump’s Dictator Rule

He wants to supercharge searing civil tensions to get low-information voters to embrace their inner authoritarian
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Inside Stephen Miller’s Secret Plan to Normalize Trump’s Dictator Rule

He wants to supercharge searing civil tensions to get low-information voters to embrace their inner authoritarian. Exactly two Democrats appear to fully grasp this.

newrepublic.com

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

STOP YOUR SCROLLING

THIS IS A SNIFF INSPECTION POINT

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 1d

Manifesting 🫶

A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 1d

All the good magic and love to Dolly ✨💖

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 1d

💯 perfect. no notes.

Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 1d

All these headlines saying “Bondi Goes on the Attack.” Really? She wasn’t in the octagon, she’s a public servant who was at an oversight hearing. Her job was to answer questions. She refused to do her job. Stop glamorizing and whitewashing this moronic, performative bullshit.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 1d

Bart Simpson, stands in a classroom holding a red book titled "Treasure Island." He has a mischievous grin and is tapping his chin, suggesting he's plotting something. The classroom setting includes a chalkboard with the book's title written on it.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 1d

I put Apple Intelligence to work. I created an iOS 26 shortcut to create alt-text for photos. The alt-text for this photo was a test. Success!

A black cat with wide, surprised eyes is biting into a large green lettuce leaf. The cat's expression is humorous and unexpected, as cats typically don't eat lettuce. The setting appears to be indoors, with a wooden floor and blurred background.