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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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ceilingcat.bsky.social
Computar enhance!
A teddy bear
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Yes but they've already seized voting machines in Fulton County and obtained voter rolls from several states. Federalized or not.
A yellow diamond roads sign that says "WATCH FOR ICE"
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Oh?
Principal Seymour Skinner, wearing a purple suit and peach colored tie, with an apathetic expression on his face. He is viewed from a low angle. Caption reads: Pathetic.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Me, tapping the sign:
The image shows a man sitting at a small table outdoors on a brick patio. He is wearing a blue sweater and holding a black mug with a logo. The table has a laptop, a piece of paper, and another mug. In front of the table is a sign that reads, "HDMI is a nightmare CHANGE MY MIND" in bold black letters on a white background. The setting is a park-like area with trees, bushes, and a bench in the background. The scene appears to be a humorous setup, possibly for a debate or discussion about HDMI cables.
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
this is who runs this account
Screenshot from a ticket reservation app showing a grotesque creature's head with bulging green eyes and a bloody maw. The movie title reads: "Terror Tuesday. THE CAT. A cosmic rampager from Hong Kong." With the label "SOLD OUT"
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Halp
Cartoon of a girl (labeled "Me") in a blue dress with tears in her eyes hiding under a desk, and behind the desk is a metallic robot skeleton like the terminator holding a rifle (labeled "Current Events").
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Well some administration was gonna be first. In the pre-AI days, administrations would use photoshop.
Obvious photoshop of Joe Biden wearing sunglasses licking an ice cream cone superimposed over a photo of a big orange fireball explosion.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Oh did they now
A photo of a cat's face looking up from a low angle and lit from below. Cat's face is judgmental. Caption reads: "Pathetic."
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
The Simpsons nailed Trump's Board of Peace logo 35 years earlier. #HoorayForEverything
The Simpsons TV set (circa 1990) with a quartet of dancers posing around a half-globe with North and South America, in a football halftime show.
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
I'm sensing a pattern in the anti-Starfleet Academy YouTube thumbnails 🤔
YouTube thumbnail from Nerdrotic channel focusing on an alien played by Gina Yashere (black actress). The caption reads: Review! Star Trek Starfleet Academy. Title is: Starfleet Academy is AWFUL - Star Trek is Dead. Two more YouTube thumbnails. 1. "Worst Trek Ever!" beside an image of a young black woman in a Starfleet uniform, from YouTube channel "Price of Reason" 2. The word "WORST" with an arrow pointing to a young Klingon character played by a black actor wearing makeup and a Starfleet uniform, and a picture of the YouTube commentator (a while guy with a beard, glasses in a black t-shirt and cap)
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Ironically he would have gotten more takers if he had a space laser or something to destroy cities
Tweet from Alex Wickham @alexwickham ***EXCLUSIVE*** with @AlbertoNardelli Donald Trump has told countries that want to serve on his Board of Peace they will have to ***pay $1 billion*** to be permanent members Bloomberg has obtained the draft charter. It appears to suggest ***Trump himself would control the money***, sources say The charter would be considered unacceptable to most countries who could have potentially joined the board, sources say Netanyahu has rejected the terms Several nations strongly oppose the draft of Trump's charter and are working on collectively pushing back against the proposals, sources said They are concerned Trump is trying to build a rival to the United Nations that's about more than Gaza and that he would totally control It means that despite Trump's advertising of the Board of Peace, in fact it does not have the support of key regional or global players A picture of Doctor Evil, a bald villain with a scar down his cheek wearing a gray Nehru jacket and holding a pinky finger up to the corner of his mouth. Caption reads "One Billion Dollars!"
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Trump's DOJ investigating Fed Chairman Jerome Powell over the Fed's office renovations, while Trump tore down the East Wing to build a lavish new Reichsballroom
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
"Take the HHS quiz now."
A puppet of a monkey giving side eye suspiciously.
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
AI slop on YouTube. What is this, hallucinated words?
A screenshot from a YouTube video. The slide shows the title FASTING WARNINGS, followed by nonsense garbled words generated by AI: FASTING WARNINGS • Fasting tmeimhcer • Oretingure suphand • Cesting socnent • Cestind your mat aptiont Below it is the caption: "SPECIFICALLY RECOMMENDING A"
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Haha, this is what I pictured
Toy Story "let him cook" meme. Woody holds out one arm holding Sora back. Modified caption reads "Hollup... let him cuck"
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Billy the Beef Tallow Boy - it's your time to shine!
Ren and Stimpy cartoon characters. A young girl and Billy The Beef Tallow Boy grin and look at each other adoringly, with an exaggerated expression.
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Me, on Mike Johnson's efforts to keep it hidden from view to kiss Donald Trump's ego
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Oh Really?
Two panel meme comic featuring a white goose. In the top panel, the goose asks: "Where are they being trained to drive into ICE?" In the bottom panel, the goose chases someone running away, while asking: "Kristi, where are domestic terrorism driving schools? Who's running them?"
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Kombucha (2025)
www.imdb.com/title/tt3330...
Kombucha Girl meme. On the left panel, Kombucha Girl frowns with the caption "body horror" and on the right panel she looks intrigued with the caption "body horror office satire"
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
I mean what is even a "Chicago VWinter Gwrhhins"?

Every scene is exactly 8-seconds long, which is the limit for most free AI video generators.
AI generated scene of a parade float rolling past some buildings near twilight, featuring bearded white figures holding up glowing snow globes on the float. The wording on the float shows indistinct letters typical of AI generated slop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Where has this dumb blanket been all my life
A screenshot of an Amazon listing for what looks like a flat, round flour tortilla, but an inset photo shows a woman wrapping the giant tortilla around her like a blanket. The tortilla reaches from her neck to her ankles. The description reads: "Jorbest Throw Blanket Soft Flannel Yellow 71 inches Giant Tortilla, Burritos Tortilla, Food Blanket, Taco Blanket"
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Oh, Bari Weiss had concerns?
Simpsons character Seymour Skinner in a purple suit and orange tie, lookin down from a low angle. Caption reads: "Pathetic"
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
Urban dictionary knows everything
Screenshot from urban dictionary entry for Scrubgled A word used to describe a feeling of discombobulation of great pain "i'm feeling really scrubgled right now" "God, he makes me feel so scrubgled sometimes" by scrubler January 25, 2023
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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My unpopular opinion: "Avatar 3 is just more Avatar 2. Didn't we beat these guys last time? The same family peril, rescues, and battles? Only without the fish-out-of-water wonder and discovery from the first two films?
Flynn surrounded by swords while he leans against a wall, arms folded, looking bored or mildly amused.
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ceilingcat.bsky.social
"Rosebud"
The image is a promotional graphic for an article from HistoryExtra Magazine. On the left, there's text in bold black font that reads: "Famous last words: what did Winston Churchill, Walt Disney and John Adams say on their deathbeds?" On the right, there's a collage of these historical figures. In the top left corner, there's a red Apple News+ logo.
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM