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Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social

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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · Nov 28

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Violet colored poster drawing of two women riding on impossibly large running house cats. Caption reads: Ladies, we ride at dawn: November 5, 2024

Screenshot of a text conversion.
Sender: Can I interest you in my religion?
Receiver: what’s your religion?
Sender: it’s more of a cult
Sender sends photo of an orange cat being held up in the air and several people in blue shirts kneeling around the cat with arms outstretched
Receiver: I’m listening

Photo collage of a cup of coffee, pancakes and butter, eggs and bacon and a round frog with a large smiling mouth. Caption says: Sleep is just time machine to breakfast, my dudes

Photo of a laptop screen with a scene from a TV show. A woman with long brown hair is speaking to someone, the closed caption says “shit.” The top of the woman’s head is slightly out of frame. A cat’s ears and a sliver of its head are visible behind the laptop screen making it look like the ears are part of the woman’s head, extending above the laptop

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 40m

What is she doing there

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 3h

i don't know if i'm going crazy or if every cat video i see in my feed now is ai

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 42m

NYT writers describing The Emperor's New Clothes

spongebob is wearing a top hat and glasses while driving a car and holding a mop .

Alt: SpongeBob SquarePants is wearing a top hat and monocle while driving a car. He has a snooty air about him. Caption reads: INDUBITABLY

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, it's not fun, I timed it since I'm not going anywhere Sunday, I'll just chill out (as in, feeling the chills). Putz around online or play some games, maybe sleep.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 2h

Feeling achey and feverish from the covid vaccine I got this morning. I always do within 12 hours, and it lasts for about a day. It's why I choose to get the vaccination on a Saturday.

A nice plus is this year's mRNA vaccine now connects me to 5G+ and Starlink 😉

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 4h

Holy fuck so true for baulder's gate 3

Dirg innocently evil

Tav worst nightmare dnd

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 7h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
@NateSilver538 • 5h
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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I Post Animal Vids... 😊 @realjfairclough.bsky.social · 9h

The level of innocence this kitty holds..

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

#cat #catday #bluesky #animals #wildlife #nature

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 5h

More than what ICE would have done.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

You're free, balloon skeleton, fly, fly away

Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

It really makes TRON Legacy shine in comparison, in every way. ARES largely ignores continuity with Legacy, while borrowing liberally from its production design. ARES' story bounces everywhere with its dumb McGuffin chase and characters whose motivations are: because the plot says so.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 5h

A new life on the off-world colonies sounds pretty sweet right about now.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

Hold the line, editors. It's why I donate to Wikipedia.

Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 5h

“The Heritage Foundation [which spearheaded Project 2025] says it will ‘identify and target’ Wikipedia editors over alleged bias.“ 9/18/25 … 1/ www.wbur.org/onpoint/2025...

The right wing is coming for Wikipedia

The Heritage Foundation says it will "identify and target" Wikipedia editors over alleged bias. What does that mean for Wikipedia’s future?

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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 23h

This is my favorite thing on the internet today.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

TRON ARES was a meaningless, soulless exercise in light and sound. I felt nothing at the end. And the characters were nobodies. I didn't care one bit what happened to them.
Gripe: The Grid connected to Flynn's old computer looked like TRON Legacy, not TRON 1982. At least the NIN soundtrack rocked.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 4h

Pretty much

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 4h

You could send the Illinois National Guard down to Texas to assist with wildfires and floods just sayin'

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 9h

Not replying is how they beat accountability

Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social · 10h

Please understand that nobody goes to see a Jared Leto movie because Jared Leto is in it. And he knows this. He has to shove his way into franchises uninvited to get the attention and roles he craves.