Post-apocalypse show pausing for the apocalypse

any day on earth could be your last day. do you really wanna die wearing that ?

Buying another book even though the four I bought last week are still sitting untouched. It’s called self-care, look it up.

Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.

this says a lot about society

texas chainsaw massacre is such a good name for that movie. like that’s exactly what happened

You know why I love reading? These days it’s one of the few respites from being constantly advertised to.

me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”

R2-D2 is a trans woman. i feel this in my soul

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

If a game gives me a torch and braziers in a dark dungeon to light, you’d better believe I will light every single one even if I can see perfectly

If you look into why prehistoric peoples built all these massive stone monuments it pretty much boils down to "they thought it would be cool" and they were absolutely right

now hunter biden is free to pursue his status as the third island boy

*loading a gun* I am going to show you all the true meaning of christmas

me unhooking a woman's bra: sorry, i don't comment on womenswear

bullshit that they only make this in baby sizes