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Now that the finale is out, it feels like a good time to say that Mal and Hekate's Call deserve SO much credit for birthing mechsploitation as a space and genre, and especially for demonstrating how open and boundless and creative it can be
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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This was my best received pic of 2025 and it's not even close
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's so sad that going home for Christmas means hiding parts of myself*

*taking the BDSM emblem pin off of my leather jacket which I'm wearing over my nonbinary pride flag teeshirt
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Got 84 assets we need the art team to whip up textures for before we ship; to make things simple I covered the assets in mimics that *look* exactly like textures but will hurt our company if they aren't found and replaced
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Heartwarming: This Syncretized Deity is Much Happier as a Minor Wife of the New Pantheon's Head Goddess than as an Object of Worship in Its Own Right
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The web serial I'm reading is having a little bit too much fun with its cyberpunk setting.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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mine.

not like a possession.

like: my choice. my favorite book. my city. my dreams.

mine; not kept or owned; but shared, and freed, and better and more mine for the sharing.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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shit. I am probably going to write Control (2019) fanfic at some point, aren't I
I have two main complaints about Control (2019)

1.) it was only fun after I turned the combat difficulty all the way down
2.) they didn't hire me to write the sequel
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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One big takeaway here IMO is the breadth of platforms researchers looked at. These interactions aren't taking place on a small handful of consolidated platforms -- AI companion apps are a dime a dozen on app stores, and exist in a deeply unregulated market environment.
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Holding her hand -> Holding her demonic tail

Braiding her hair -> Polishing her horns.

Calling her a good girl -> Calling her a good girl

There are some things that demonic corruption don't change.
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's 2025 and I just got a door-to-door salesman for Hello Fresh, of all things 😅
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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human milk wouldn't taste very good; dairy milk is like that because cows eat a diet of sweet grasses and other vegetables.

remember to only give your cowgirls and pathetic porn toys sugary treats and fruits for the best milk quality!! if she tries to eat anything else you should hurt her.
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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classics of post
October 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Any meal that requires you to make pastry or dough is a trap. You wanted to cook something nice? SIKE, bitch, you're BAKING now and the second your shaky weak hands add 0.3ml too much water the whole thing is going to fucking disintegrate 🔥
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Maybe the reason that Europeans turned out evil was because they spent too long eating Grey Goop (porridge, gruel) instead of Red Goop (curry, dhal) and the sheer ahedonia drove them to madness
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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seeing a woman at the bar with some really nice boots and just getting that sick twisting feeling in her stomach simultaneous to intense arousal as she walks over to introduce herself and do this whole dance again
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Anecdotal, but in June a pal returned from Glastonbury and Wimbledon, comically sunburned from both. "Ha!" I said, "remember when we were kids, every year it was mudbaths at the main stage and rain-stopped play on centrecourt? That was the *whole* deal with both those things- oh right jesus fuck".
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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NEW: Doxing-for-hire services are using forging emergency data requests from law enforcement to trick major tech companies like Apple and Amazon into handing over people's private information. @davidgilbert.bsky.social w/ the scoop: www.wired.com/story/doxers...
Doxers Posing as Cops Are Tricking Big Tech Firms Into Sharing People's Private Data
A spoofed email address and an easily faked document is all it takes for major tech companies to hand over your most personal information.
www.wired.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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‘Reports show that 1000 pubs have closed since prohibition was introduced. In other news, 999 speakeasies have opened over the same period.’
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Been re-listening to Fix Stevenson's Sunk Cost Fallacy today and goddamn I'd forgotten what a masterwork this album is.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM