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Mediocre Posting Guy
@cellojordan.bsky.social
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Mostly here to reskeet like three accounts.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d
It’s like if Joe Montana was Mr Bean
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 1d
This new Guy Ritchie movie sucks.
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 1d
showing up to grandpa's will reading like
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 1d
Wallet inspectors just don't think the way wallet robbers do, so we should trust the wallet inspectors.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13d
episode 041
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 15d
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15d
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 18d
*extremely Budweiser frogs voice*

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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 24d
If the Chiefs lose today, are they on Washed Watch?
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · 25d
That track rules
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28d
his father was unavailable for comment
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28d
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28d
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28d
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Sep 7
Rand Paul... welcome to the Resistance (are we still doing this bit?)
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Sep 6
I can hear this clip before hitting play.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · Sep 5
[incoherent montage of superheroes fighting space aliens] film editor: seamless, huh? film exec: you’re fired. film editor: and with good cause.
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Sep 4
Water in the desert. Happy NFL season to us all.
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Sep 4
This is the Bluesky equivalent of getting rickrolled.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · Aug 31
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Aug 30
More like Flat Manning AMIRITE
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Mediocre Posting Guy @cellojordan.bsky.social · Aug 30
No Cuomo Dank Meme Patrol watermark?!?!?
a yellow minion is standing on a wooden floor and says whaaaat .
ALT: a yellow minion is standing on a wooden floor and says whaaaat .
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · Aug 29
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ceej @ceej.online · Apr 30
the conservative vision for america: life should be as painful as possible until somebody shoots you to death
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