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It’s Celly! s40e12: god, let’s just try and get through this in one piece • Single loser. Big city. Tiny cat. 🐈 (not actual size) • $50 DM fee for strangers 😎
Already -6°! I wasted my chance to buy food today before it got dangerously cold, but oh well. I might run out of bread but I should make biscuits anyway and use up that half and half. And I’ll bake tomorrow to warm up the house. This’ll work out great. Saturday is the traditional day to bake.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Already -6°! I wasted my chance to buy food today before it got dangerously cold, but oh well. I might run out of bread but I should make biscuits anyway and use up that half and half. And I’ll bake tomorrow to warm up the house. This’ll work out great. Saturday is the traditional day to bake.
Washing dishes when it comes to me. All at once, I am certain that someone out there,
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Washing dishes when it comes to me. All at once, I am certain that someone out there,
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I can’t get out from under my cat, and I want to look at my new earrings 😭
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can’t get out from under my cat, and I want to look at my new earrings 😭
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
This happened last night. 😭 I was holding her in the most awkward and uncomfortable position, and then she started smashing her little face into my glasses as hard as she could, almost knocking them off my face 🤣
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This happened last night. 😭 I was holding her in the most awkward and uncomfortable position, and then she started smashing her little face into my glasses as hard as she could, almost knocking them off my face 🤣
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
I’m among the top 5% of listeners on ks95, but I don’t think I’ve listened for more than half an hour in a row since 2021
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m among the top 5% of listeners on ks95, but I don’t think I’ve listened for more than half an hour in a row since 2021
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
Just the BEST camera on this phone, truly
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just the BEST camera on this phone, truly
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
What an awful world this is, where you wake up with a song in your head.
“When did that song come out? Wasn’t that long ago, was it? 2, 3, 10…”
and then you realize that song is almost SIXTEEN years old?!?
I’m speaking of “Forget/Fuck You” by CeeLo Green 😭
“When did that song come out? Wasn’t that long ago, was it? 2, 3, 10…”
and then you realize that song is almost SIXTEEN years old?!?
I’m speaking of “Forget/Fuck You” by CeeLo Green 😭
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What an awful world this is, where you wake up with a song in your head.
“When did that song come out? Wasn’t that long ago, was it? 2, 3, 10…”
and then you realize that song is almost SIXTEEN years old?!?
I’m speaking of “Forget/Fuck You” by CeeLo Green 😭
“When did that song come out? Wasn’t that long ago, was it? 2, 3, 10…”
and then you realize that song is almost SIXTEEN years old?!?
I’m speaking of “Forget/Fuck You” by CeeLo Green 😭
The Marmal, sometime around 2015 or so? She passed into eternity on Dec 4, 2018.
The Grey One! Marmal! Maris! Marmar! Marmalatta! The Famous Russian Supermodel, Svetlana Valentina Mariskova! And all 75 of her other names. A truly excellent cat.
The Grey One! Marmal! Maris! Marmar! Marmalatta! The Famous Russian Supermodel, Svetlana Valentina Mariskova! And all 75 of her other names. A truly excellent cat.
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Marmal, sometime around 2015 or so? She passed into eternity on Dec 4, 2018.
The Grey One! Marmal! Maris! Marmar! Marmalatta! The Famous Russian Supermodel, Svetlana Valentina Mariskova! And all 75 of her other names. A truly excellent cat.
The Grey One! Marmal! Maris! Marmar! Marmalatta! The Famous Russian Supermodel, Svetlana Valentina Mariskova! And all 75 of her other names. A truly excellent cat.
The house has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space cats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the Celly or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the cats will soon be here.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The house has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space cats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the Celly or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the cats will soon be here.
Noooooooooo omg I forgot about these pics that came up on FB. December 2014 😭
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Noooooooooo omg I forgot about these pics that came up on FB. December 2014 😭
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
Oh yeah, I definitely believe this is a real thing and in no way a scam
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh yeah, I definitely believe this is a real thing and in no way a scam
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
Adama and Rose Nylund! Together at last!
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Adama and Rose Nylund! Together at last!
I was just sitting here with the cat, thinking about how much I want money.
Just rockin’ back and forth, wantin’ that money.
Email comes in. I just spontaneously got a (totally unexpected) $25 credit limit increase on my card.
I mean it’s not *exactly* money but it’s close enough, damn
Just rockin’ back and forth, wantin’ that money.
Email comes in. I just spontaneously got a (totally unexpected) $25 credit limit increase on my card.
I mean it’s not *exactly* money but it’s close enough, damn
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was just sitting here with the cat, thinking about how much I want money.
Just rockin’ back and forth, wantin’ that money.
Email comes in. I just spontaneously got a (totally unexpected) $25 credit limit increase on my card.
I mean it’s not *exactly* money but it’s close enough, damn
Just rockin’ back and forth, wantin’ that money.
Email comes in. I just spontaneously got a (totally unexpected) $25 credit limit increase on my card.
I mean it’s not *exactly* money but it’s close enough, damn
This platform is still a big confusing mystery to me. I just hopped on clearsky and apparently (?) these accounts have me labeled as various things, including “bluesky elder”?
Does that mean my account is old or that I’m old? Or both?
Does that mean my account is old or that I’m old? Or both?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This platform is still a big confusing mystery to me. I just hopped on clearsky and apparently (?) these accounts have me labeled as various things, including “bluesky elder”?
Does that mean my account is old or that I’m old? Or both?
Does that mean my account is old or that I’m old? Or both?
Okay… so when they say “must be fetched separately”, does that mean I have to go to every single post with media in it and manually download the media? Is that what “fetch” means?
If so, that’s too bad. And not very fetch of them at all tbh
If so, that’s too bad. And not very fetch of them at all tbh
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay… so when they say “must be fetched separately”, does that mean I have to go to every single post with media in it and manually download the media? Is that what “fetch” means?
If so, that’s too bad. And not very fetch of them at all tbh
If so, that’s too bad. And not very fetch of them at all tbh
People on YouTube. Have you folks ever noticed this weird trend, usually seen on “kid” videos/cartoons? People will come to the comments and just, name random other cartoon characters? Sometimes they write little stories or RP, pretending the video is about their OCs or characters from other IPs?
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People on YouTube. Have you folks ever noticed this weird trend, usually seen on “kid” videos/cartoons? People will come to the comments and just, name random other cartoon characters? Sometimes they write little stories or RP, pretending the video is about their OCs or characters from other IPs?
Minnesota weather!
Boy, I dunno.
Boy, I dunno.
March 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Minnesota weather!
Boy, I dunno.
Boy, I dunno.
Someone come in the house and tell me it looks good and I’m doing a good job. But it just wasn’t possible. The only time someone was inside was the window/drain cleaners, and C once, but I considered those events as complete failures. I’d let people see how I lived, like Lenny but worse.
March 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone come in the house and tell me it looks good and I’m doing a good job. But it just wasn’t possible. The only time someone was inside was the window/drain cleaners, and C once, but I considered those events as complete failures. I’d let people see how I lived, like Lenny but worse.
lol poor twætter. *In theory* this outage should free me up to do other things, and not just compulsively open the app every few minutes to see if it’s back up.
In theory.
☹️
In theory.
☹️
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
lol poor twætter. *In theory* this outage should free me up to do other things, and not just compulsively open the app every few minutes to see if it’s back up.
In theory.
☹️
In theory.
☹️
Alright, now that things have settled down in South Korea (?!?!??), it’s time for my favorite letter to the editor of all time: “INTOLERABLE NUISANCE”
This guy. Is so mad. That this cheeky dentist, with whom he has had NO dealings, would DARE to send him an unsolicited advertisement. 🤣
This guy. Is so mad. That this cheeky dentist, with whom he has had NO dealings, would DARE to send him an unsolicited advertisement. 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Alright, now that things have settled down in South Korea (?!?!??), it’s time for my favorite letter to the editor of all time: “INTOLERABLE NUISANCE”
This guy. Is so mad. That this cheeky dentist, with whom he has had NO dealings, would DARE to send him an unsolicited advertisement. 🤣
This guy. Is so mad. That this cheeky dentist, with whom he has had NO dealings, would DARE to send him an unsolicited advertisement. 🤣
Exactly 5 years ago! Old house, I had a mini altar-type thing with all my little Starscreams… buuuut robot spouse or not, of course I had to leave room for the Binky.
He was always a very good boy though, and didn’t knock anything down.
He was always a very good boy though, and didn’t knock anything down.
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Exactly 5 years ago! Old house, I had a mini altar-type thing with all my little Starscreams… buuuut robot spouse or not, of course I had to leave room for the Binky.
He was always a very good boy though, and didn’t knock anything down.
He was always a very good boy though, and didn’t knock anything down.
I spent all last night reading about Pickfair, the lavish Hollywood mansion of Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks Sr. I read that it fell into disrepair because of Pia Zadora and I had a horrible nightmare about the pool. It looked like the pool in Pripyat but worse somehow
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I spent all last night reading about Pickfair, the lavish Hollywood mansion of Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks Sr. I read that it fell into disrepair because of Pia Zadora and I had a horrible nightmare about the pool. It looked like the pool in Pripyat but worse somehow