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It’s Celly! s41e02: Untitled Episode • Single loser. Big city. Tiny cat. 🐈 (not actual size) • I follow back if you seem like a real person (or very cool robot)
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Aunt: “What kind of conditioner do you use?”
Me: “It’s called Monday-“
Her: “Mundane?”
Me: “No, but I would totally buy that! ‘Mundane: For when you want your hair to just look kinda, eh.’”
Her: “Well, I don’t know! I bought this makeup finishing spray and it said ‘dull’!” 🤣
Me: “It’s called Monday-“
Her: “Mundane?”
Me: “No, but I would totally buy that! ‘Mundane: For when you want your hair to just look kinda, eh.’”
Her: “Well, I don’t know! I bought this makeup finishing spray and it said ‘dull’!” 🤣
WHAT?! There’s a new Muppet Show and I somehow didn’t know about it?!
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
WHAT?! There’s a new Muppet Show and I somehow didn’t know about it?!
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Major update: Bombshell new Epstein files vindicate Virginia Giuffre and undermine Andrew and Maxwell’s claims.
DOJ in complete chaos as ICE refuses to follow court orders, attorneys seek to quit, and more are overwhelmed.
One of the most important updates I have done thus far.
DOJ in complete chaos as ICE refuses to follow court orders, attorneys seek to quit, and more are overwhelmed.
One of the most important updates I have done thus far.
Major Update: Bombshell Epstein Documents Vindicate Survivor as DOJ in Chaos Over ICE Failing to Follow Court Orders
Good evening, everyone.
open.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Major update: Bombshell new Epstein files vindicate Virginia Giuffre and undermine Andrew and Maxwell’s claims.
DOJ in complete chaos as ICE refuses to follow court orders, attorneys seek to quit, and more are overwhelmed.
One of the most important updates I have done thus far.
DOJ in complete chaos as ICE refuses to follow court orders, attorneys seek to quit, and more are overwhelmed.
One of the most important updates I have done thus far.
The thing that gets me about this is how easy would it have been to just NOT go to that fucking island and do all these unspeakable things?! Now they’re running around panicking, reprogramming AI systems to do damage control and like… you’re easily the stupidest fucking people in history
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The thing that gets me about this is how easy would it have been to just NOT go to that fucking island and do all these unspeakable things?! Now they’re running around panicking, reprogramming AI systems to do damage control and like… you’re easily the stupidest fucking people in history
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First, A Mouthful of Cherries seems like the exact same kind of engagement farmer as AltNPS. Post after post of "like and share if you agree" type stuff.
AltNPS took a post by another engagement farmer and used it to farm engagement. Farming the farmers. FarmersOnly, you could say.
AltNPS took a post by another engagement farmer and used it to farm engagement. Farming the farmers. FarmersOnly, you could say.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
First, A Mouthful of Cherries seems like the exact same kind of engagement farmer as AltNPS. Post after post of "like and share if you agree" type stuff.
AltNPS took a post by another engagement farmer and used it to farm engagement. Farming the farmers. FarmersOnly, you could say.
AltNPS took a post by another engagement farmer and used it to farm engagement. Farming the farmers. FarmersOnly, you could say.
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
“ICE GTFO OF MN”
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
I managed to get an appointment with my doctor for tomorrow. It’s over video chat but at least that’s something. I want to ask her about these damn horizontal lines on my thumbnails. They were getting better, but now they’re back, and google says they can indicate a bunch of different things
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I managed to get an appointment with my doctor for tomorrow. It’s over video chat but at least that’s something. I want to ask her about these damn horizontal lines on my thumbnails. They were getting better, but now they’re back, and google says they can indicate a bunch of different things
Oh you know what, they cut the tree down, too. And the lilac bushes are also gone, it looks like.
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Oh you know what, they cut the tree down, too. And the lilac bushes are also gone, it looks like.
Ponyversary this coming month, I’ll do it now. Pony was one hell of a girl, and absolutely unforgettable. Everyone who met her came away changed. They didn’t realize something that looked like *that* could be classified as a domestic shorthair. Were we 100% sure that was really a cat?!
ACK!
ACK!
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Ponyversary this coming month, I’ll do it now. Pony was one hell of a girl, and absolutely unforgettable. Everyone who met her came away changed. They didn’t realize something that looked like *that* could be classified as a domestic shorthair. Were we 100% sure that was really a cat?!
ACK!
ACK!
Born under president Bill Clinton, the last one born in the 20th century. She was one of the giants! Absolutely legendary. If there was a cat Mount Rushmore, she’d be on there, along with her gay dads Floater and Momo, and her hated nemesis Murgie.
Since I’ll probably forget to celebrate the 26th
Since I’ll probably forget to celebrate the 26th
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Born under president Bill Clinton, the last one born in the 20th century. She was one of the giants! Absolutely legendary. If there was a cat Mount Rushmore, she’d be on there, along with her gay dads Floater and Momo, and her hated nemesis Murgie.
Since I’ll probably forget to celebrate the 26th
Since I’ll probably forget to celebrate the 26th
But also one of those things where you’re like okay thank god THAT worked out because it would have been really shitty if she’d died while he was still in the hospital. Like the situation was terrible in any event, but at least it wasn’t worse.
She was our last cat born in the 1990s, the last one
She was our last cat born in the 1990s, the last one
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
But also one of those things where you’re like okay thank god THAT worked out because it would have been really shitty if she’d died while he was still in the hospital. Like the situation was terrible in any event, but at least it wasn’t worse.
She was our last cat born in the 1990s, the last one
She was our last cat born in the 1990s, the last one
But this little human child was worthy of extraordinary patience and care.
Pony was mostly my dad’s girl. And when he had his stroke in 2016, she was also very ill. But she managed to live until he recovered and came home, and he was able to be with her in her last moments. Which is incredibly sad
Pony was mostly my dad’s girl. And when he had his stroke in 2016, she was also very ill. But she managed to live until he recovered and came home, and he was able to be with her in her last moments. Which is incredibly sad
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
But this little human child was worthy of extraordinary patience and care.
Pony was mostly my dad’s girl. And when he had his stroke in 2016, she was also very ill. But she managed to live until he recovered and came home, and he was able to be with her in her last moments. Which is incredibly sad
Pony was mostly my dad’s girl. And when he had his stroke in 2016, she was also very ill. But she managed to live until he recovered and came home, and he was able to be with her in her last moments. Which is incredibly sad
And it’s not like Pony had any maternal instinct for her own species; when little 2 month old baby kitten Breet joined our group in 2007, we didn’t even attempt to give her to Pony to raise. We had Breet in the laundry basket and Pony came over and hissed at her. We quickly separated them of course
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And it’s not like Pony had any maternal instinct for her own species; when little 2 month old baby kitten Breet joined our group in 2007, we didn’t even attempt to give her to Pony to raise. We had Breet in the laundry basket and Pony came over and hissed at her. We quickly separated them of course
Pony, the most angry and ornery beast in the known universe, let the tiny child “ride” her, like a literal Pony. There was no danger to either, the little girl clumsily walked with her legs on either side, and Pony kept pace underneath. It was one of those moments you never forget 🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Pony, the most angry and ornery beast in the known universe, let the tiny child “ride” her, like a literal Pony. There was no danger to either, the little girl clumsily walked with her legs on either side, and Pony kept pace underneath. It was one of those moments you never forget 🤣🤣
And the final story; my friend’s little 2 year old niece came over another time. The little girl saw Pony and said “TOOTHLESS!!!!”
She then toddled over to the cat, and CLIMBED ON HER BACK. My friend and I were like oh sweet Jesus Pony is going to destroy this innocent baby, RIP
But instead,
She then toddled over to the cat, and CLIMBED ON HER BACK. My friend and I were like oh sweet Jesus Pony is going to destroy this innocent baby, RIP
But instead,
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And the final story; my friend’s little 2 year old niece came over another time. The little girl saw Pony and said “TOOTHLESS!!!!”
She then toddled over to the cat, and CLIMBED ON HER BACK. My friend and I were like oh sweet Jesus Pony is going to destroy this innocent baby, RIP
But instead,
She then toddled over to the cat, and CLIMBED ON HER BACK. My friend and I were like oh sweet Jesus Pony is going to destroy this innocent baby, RIP
But instead,
Tasmanian devil. Or a marmot. Or a small capybara. When my grandma died and her good friend Sandy came over to the house, Pony went trotting up to this woman. She loved other people.
Sandy turned to us, politely befuddled, and said,
“Oh! Is this your… cat?” FOR A SECOND SHE DIDN’T KNOW.
Sandy turned to us, politely befuddled, and said,
“Oh! Is this your… cat?” FOR A SECOND SHE DIDN’T KNOW.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Tasmanian devil. Or a marmot. Or a small capybara. When my grandma died and her good friend Sandy came over to the house, Pony went trotting up to this woman. She loved other people.
Sandy turned to us, politely befuddled, and said,
“Oh! Is this your… cat?” FOR A SECOND SHE DIDN’T KNOW.
Sandy turned to us, politely befuddled, and said,
“Oh! Is this your… cat?” FOR A SECOND SHE DIDN’T KNOW.
of REUSING A NAME, but it stuck. Pony was easier and more fun to say.
She was really a remarkable beast. Barrel-shaped, tiny little legs, a stubby tail, big green eyes… and oh yeah, she had rounded ears. The tips had gotten frostbitten (apparently) and fallen off.
She genuinely looked like a
She was really a remarkable beast. Barrel-shaped, tiny little legs, a stubby tail, big green eyes… and oh yeah, she had rounded ears. The tips had gotten frostbitten (apparently) and fallen off.
She genuinely looked like a
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
of REUSING A NAME, but it stuck. Pony was easier and more fun to say.
She was really a remarkable beast. Barrel-shaped, tiny little legs, a stubby tail, big green eyes… and oh yeah, she had rounded ears. The tips had gotten frostbitten (apparently) and fallen off.
She genuinely looked like a
She was really a remarkable beast. Barrel-shaped, tiny little legs, a stubby tail, big green eyes… and oh yeah, she had rounded ears. The tips had gotten frostbitten (apparently) and fallen off.
She genuinely looked like a
Term of endearment.
Pony wasn’t the first female cat he’d called Pony; we had previously had a tiny, badly behaved tabby female named Serena/Reenie (named after both Sailor Moon and Chibiusa, lmao), who he sometimes called Pony. Reenie had passed away in 1997, and I was horrified at the idea
Pony wasn’t the first female cat he’d called Pony; we had previously had a tiny, badly behaved tabby female named Serena/Reenie (named after both Sailor Moon and Chibiusa, lmao), who he sometimes called Pony. Reenie had passed away in 1997, and I was horrified at the idea
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Term of endearment.
Pony wasn’t the first female cat he’d called Pony; we had previously had a tiny, badly behaved tabby female named Serena/Reenie (named after both Sailor Moon and Chibiusa, lmao), who he sometimes called Pony. Reenie had passed away in 1997, and I was horrified at the idea
Pony wasn’t the first female cat he’d called Pony; we had previously had a tiny, badly behaved tabby female named Serena/Reenie (named after both Sailor Moon and Chibiusa, lmao), who he sometimes called Pony. Reenie had passed away in 1997, and I was horrified at the idea
It was 2000. That name was okay. But then my dad started calling her “Pony”. I think he said he got it from a Mickey Spillane novel, or SOME kind of retro dime novel where back alley hooligans and petty thieves hang out with bad girls, and one of these guys just called all the girls “Pony” as a
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It was 2000. That name was okay. But then my dad started calling her “Pony”. I think he said he got it from a Mickey Spillane novel, or SOME kind of retro dime novel where back alley hooligans and petty thieves hang out with bad girls, and one of these guys just called all the girls “Pony” as a
Her little stubby tail was always flicking. She was happy and relaxed and goofy, and she didn’t meow. She went “ACK!” When she was angry, mid-fight, she could go “rowwowowowowow”, but there was no mew or peep or brrrrt noise like you usually get with little females.
At first we called her Isis.
At first we called her Isis.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Her little stubby tail was always flicking. She was happy and relaxed and goofy, and she didn’t meow. She went “ACK!” When she was angry, mid-fight, she could go “rowwowowowowow”, but there was no mew or peep or brrrrt noise like you usually get with little females.
At first we called her Isis.
At first we called her Isis.
We realized the little baby kitten had come pre-stuffed. One day while I was at school they took her to the vet and she had her little kitten-bortion.
“There,” my parents said, “Now she’ll slim back down.”
She did not. She was just… round. She was stubby legged and had the body of a corgi.
“There,” my parents said, “Now she’ll slim back down.”
She did not. She was just… round. She was stubby legged and had the body of a corgi.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
We realized the little baby kitten had come pre-stuffed. One day while I was at school they took her to the vet and she had her little kitten-bortion.
“There,” my parents said, “Now she’ll slim back down.”
She did not. She was just… round. She was stubby legged and had the body of a corgi.
“There,” my parents said, “Now she’ll slim back down.”
She did not. She was just… round. She was stubby legged and had the body of a corgi.
This tiny creature quickly became everyone’s favorite everything. We were all obsessed with her. From the moment she arrived, she was smackin’ motherfuckers around, and Momo and Floater IMMEDIATELY became her devoted protectors and her official Two Gay Dads.
Of course when she ballooned in size
Of course when she ballooned in size
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This tiny creature quickly became everyone’s favorite everything. We were all obsessed with her. From the moment she arrived, she was smackin’ motherfuckers around, and Momo and Floater IMMEDIATELY became her devoted protectors and her official Two Gay Dads.
Of course when she ballooned in size
Of course when she ballooned in size
“Oh my god!” 14 year old Celly exclaimed, “MOMO SHRANK!”
A moment later, THERE WERE TWO MOMOS! I was seeing double: Four Krustys!
My dad explained that my mother, while getting ready for work, had suddenly run outside. She returned with the miniature Momo in her arms, and then she went to work.
A moment later, THERE WERE TWO MOMOS! I was seeing double: Four Krustys!
My dad explained that my mother, while getting ready for work, had suddenly run outside. She returned with the miniature Momo in her arms, and then she went to work.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“Oh my god!” 14 year old Celly exclaimed, “MOMO SHRANK!”
A moment later, THERE WERE TWO MOMOS! I was seeing double: Four Krustys!
My dad explained that my mother, while getting ready for work, had suddenly run outside. She returned with the miniature Momo in her arms, and then she went to work.
A moment later, THERE WERE TWO MOMOS! I was seeing double: Four Krustys!
My dad explained that my mother, while getting ready for work, had suddenly run outside. She returned with the miniature Momo in her arms, and then she went to work.
As soon as I walked in the door that afternoon, my dad told me, “Careful where you step.”
He gestured toward something in the kitchen. I slowly peered around the corner, not sure what awaited me. To my horror, I saw our cat, Momo… but something was dreadfully wrong! He was only half his size!
He gestured toward something in the kitchen. I slowly peered around the corner, not sure what awaited me. To my horror, I saw our cat, Momo… but something was dreadfully wrong! He was only half his size!
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
As soon as I walked in the door that afternoon, my dad told me, “Careful where you step.”
He gestured toward something in the kitchen. I slowly peered around the corner, not sure what awaited me. To my horror, I saw our cat, Momo… but something was dreadfully wrong! He was only half his size!
He gestured toward something in the kitchen. I slowly peered around the corner, not sure what awaited me. To my horror, I saw our cat, Momo… but something was dreadfully wrong! He was only half his size!
Facts about Pony:
She was born in autumn 1999.
My mother found her outside our apartment building on Valentine’s Day 2000, and brought her inside. Our landlord would only let us have two cats… BUT they were both solid black cats, and Pony was the spitting image of them both. Nobody would know.
She was born in autumn 1999.
My mother found her outside our apartment building on Valentine’s Day 2000, and brought her inside. Our landlord would only let us have two cats… BUT they were both solid black cats, and Pony was the spitting image of them both. Nobody would know.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Facts about Pony:
She was born in autumn 1999.
My mother found her outside our apartment building on Valentine’s Day 2000, and brought her inside. Our landlord would only let us have two cats… BUT they were both solid black cats, and Pony was the spitting image of them both. Nobody would know.
She was born in autumn 1999.
My mother found her outside our apartment building on Valentine’s Day 2000, and brought her inside. Our landlord would only let us have two cats… BUT they were both solid black cats, and Pony was the spitting image of them both. Nobody would know.