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@cellytron.bsky.social
It’s Celly! s40e12: god, let’s just try and get through this in one piece • Single loser. Big city. Tiny cat. 🐈 (not actual size) • $50 DM fee for strangers 😎
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@cellytron.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hallo people-folks! I am Cel. I am a mess. My parents passed in 2022 and I’ve spent the last 2 years on my own, trying to figure out who and what the hell I am.
Current obsessions:
Retro/old-timey telephony, obscure TV (particularly Fred Silverman era NBC), Laura Ingalls Wilder, Sailor Moon
Current obsessions:
Retro/old-timey telephony, obscure TV (particularly Fred Silverman era NBC), Laura Ingalls Wilder, Sailor Moon
Just read that while the US govt was transitioning from the EBS to the EAS, they were trying to decide on which tone to use for the alarm.
They considered the one we currently use.
“No, no, that’s too scary. It’s gonna cause a panic!”
Then they were like actually nvm that’s perfect. 💀
They considered the one we currently use.
“No, no, that’s too scary. It’s gonna cause a panic!”
Then they were like actually nvm that’s perfect. 💀
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just read that while the US govt was transitioning from the EBS to the EAS, they were trying to decide on which tone to use for the alarm.
They considered the one we currently use.
“No, no, that’s too scary. It’s gonna cause a panic!”
Then they were like actually nvm that’s perfect. 💀
They considered the one we currently use.
“No, no, that’s too scary. It’s gonna cause a panic!”
Then they were like actually nvm that’s perfect. 💀
The Girl does this every so often, usually when she’s tightly coiled into cinnamon bun form. She’ll have one eye open, but she’s totally going zzzzz.
Not my cat scaring the hell out of me once again, as she has for years, sleeping with her eyes open.
Yes she's breathing. There are also little snores and that part is adorable.
Yes she's breathing. There are also little snores and that part is adorable.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Girl does this every so often, usually when she’s tightly coiled into cinnamon bun form. She’ll have one eye open, but she’s totally going zzzzz.
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Already -6°! I wasted my chance to buy food today before it got dangerously cold, but oh well. I might run out of bread but I should make biscuits anyway and use up that half and half. And I’ll bake tomorrow to warm up the house. This’ll work out great. Saturday is the traditional day to bake.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Already -6°! I wasted my chance to buy food today before it got dangerously cold, but oh well. I might run out of bread but I should make biscuits anyway and use up that half and half. And I’ll bake tomorrow to warm up the house. This’ll work out great. Saturday is the traditional day to bake.
jfc I am profoundly SORRY I haven’t been checking notifications. I’m at over 30 now. It’s getting ridiculous.
This is an ongoing problem. And not just on this platform. I have like 40 notifications on FB/IG/threads.
You know how many unread emails I have in my inbox? 7,665.
This is an ongoing problem. And not just on this platform. I have like 40 notifications on FB/IG/threads.
You know how many unread emails I have in my inbox? 7,665.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
jfc I am profoundly SORRY I haven’t been checking notifications. I’m at over 30 now. It’s getting ridiculous.
This is an ongoing problem. And not just on this platform. I have like 40 notifications on FB/IG/threads.
You know how many unread emails I have in my inbox? 7,665.
This is an ongoing problem. And not just on this platform. I have like 40 notifications on FB/IG/threads.
You know how many unread emails I have in my inbox? 7,665.
Where the hell is my sweatshirt? The rust colored one that’s basically worn down to tissue paper, but has long sleeves so I can trick my brain into thinking I’m not super cold?
All the clothes I got second hand at the goodwill 10 years ago are disintegrating before my very eyes! It’s devastating
All the clothes I got second hand at the goodwill 10 years ago are disintegrating before my very eyes! It’s devastating
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Where the hell is my sweatshirt? The rust colored one that’s basically worn down to tissue paper, but has long sleeves so I can trick my brain into thinking I’m not super cold?
All the clothes I got second hand at the goodwill 10 years ago are disintegrating before my very eyes! It’s devastating
All the clothes I got second hand at the goodwill 10 years ago are disintegrating before my very eyes! It’s devastating
Yesterday my aunt asked if I’m able to convince the cat to sit under a blanket.
I said alas, no. She would think I was trying to kill her.
Just now I veeeeery slowly and deliberately folded down the blanket and laid it on top of the Girlie.
And yeah no she still hates it.
I said alas, no. She would think I was trying to kill her.
Just now I veeeeery slowly and deliberately folded down the blanket and laid it on top of the Girlie.
And yeah no she still hates it.
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yesterday my aunt asked if I’m able to convince the cat to sit under a blanket.
I said alas, no. She would think I was trying to kill her.
Just now I veeeeery slowly and deliberately folded down the blanket and laid it on top of the Girlie.
And yeah no she still hates it.
I said alas, no. She would think I was trying to kill her.
Just now I veeeeery slowly and deliberately folded down the blanket and laid it on top of the Girlie.
And yeah no she still hates it.
Washing dishes when it comes to me. All at once, I am certain that someone out there,
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Washing dishes when it comes to me. All at once, I am certain that someone out there,
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I don’t know who, I don’t know where, I don’t know when,
all I know is that SOMEONE, somebody out there,
wrote slashfic of “Alex Trebek” and “Sean Connery” from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.
I can’t get out from under my cat, and I want to look at my new earrings 😭
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can’t get out from under my cat, and I want to look at my new earrings 😭
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
I went bonkers and bought this set of 30 pairs for $10. I’m sure they’re garbage quality but what the hell.
I hope I got the raccoon ones. Raccoons seem popular lately. Same with forgs.
Shit. I was at Cub and forgot to take pics. They have signs everywhere talking about the fact that pennies are no longer being minted, and the resulting chaos. I don’t remember exactly what they said, but they were encouraging customers not to pay with cash. Lowkey dystopian
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shit. I was at Cub and forgot to take pics. They have signs everywhere talking about the fact that pennies are no longer being minted, and the resulting chaos. I don’t remember exactly what they said, but they were encouraging customers not to pay with cash. Lowkey dystopian
God I’m tired of this damn nausea! I know there’s that theory that the cat instinctively knows where you are hurting, and will flump their big old selves down in that exact area to “heal” it, which is incredibly sweet, but the pressure of cat against my stomach just makes the nausea worse
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
God I’m tired of this damn nausea! I know there’s that theory that the cat instinctively knows where you are hurting, and will flump their big old selves down in that exact area to “heal” it, which is incredibly sweet, but the pressure of cat against my stomach just makes the nausea worse
Snowpocalypse ‘25! Very nice.
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Snowpocalypse ‘25! Very nice.
😐
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This happened last night. 😭 I was holding her in the most awkward and uncomfortable position, and then she started smashing her little face into my glasses as hard as she could, almost knocking them off my face 🤣
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This happened last night. 😭 I was holding her in the most awkward and uncomfortable position, and then she started smashing her little face into my glasses as hard as she could, almost knocking them off my face 🤣
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
BUT STILL, you can’t pick her up.
I wonder if I’d be able to tell if I saw this on a TV screen. Because I feel like I can tell on my phone. Right around the teddy bear it looked shifty
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I wonder if I’d be able to tell if I saw this on a TV screen. Because I feel like I can tell on my phone. Right around the teddy bear it looked shifty
On YouTube. Go to my ad center. Request to see fewer ads from Target.
What a mistake. They are now showing me 3 times as many Target ads as before, seemingly just out of spite. Just because they can. Just to be dicks.
What a mistake. They are now showing me 3 times as many Target ads as before, seemingly just out of spite. Just because they can. Just to be dicks.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
On YouTube. Go to my ad center. Request to see fewer ads from Target.
What a mistake. They are now showing me 3 times as many Target ads as before, seemingly just out of spite. Just because they can. Just to be dicks.
What a mistake. They are now showing me 3 times as many Target ads as before, seemingly just out of spite. Just because they can. Just to be dicks.
And speaking of ks95, they’re impressing me. They want me back and they know one way to get me is to play Apologize by One Republic and I Took A Pill In Ibiza within minutes of each other.
Well played.
Well played.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And speaking of ks95, they’re impressing me. They want me back and they know one way to get me is to play Apologize by One Republic and I Took A Pill In Ibiza within minutes of each other.
Well played.
Well played.
I’m among the top 5% of listeners on ks95, but I don’t think I’ve listened for more than half an hour in a row since 2021
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m among the top 5% of listeners on ks95, but I don’t think I’ve listened for more than half an hour in a row since 2021
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
I mean my userpic on the app is from 2018
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Cool Weather Forecast Update
Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN
Tags: weather update, meteorology, KS95, KMSP, cool weather, spring
Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN
Tags: weather update, meteorology, KS95, KMSP, cool weather, spring
June 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Cool Weather Forecast Update
Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN
Tags: weather update, meteorology, KS95, KMSP, cool weather, spring
Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN
Tags: weather update, meteorology, KS95, KMSP, cool weather, spring
Just the BEST camera on this phone, truly
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just the BEST camera on this phone, truly
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
But I’m pretty sure that’s two eagles in the tree
Omg the bald eagle is back
He might have brought a friend? Or the thing on the lower branch might be snow. I can’t tell. I’m eating food or I’d get up and take a pic lmao. Just imagine birds in tree.
The eagle is a harbinger of doom for me. TWO eagles is either double the doom or… something else
He might have brought a friend? Or the thing on the lower branch might be snow. I can’t tell. I’m eating food or I’d get up and take a pic lmao. Just imagine birds in tree.
The eagle is a harbinger of doom for me. TWO eagles is either double the doom or… something else
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Omg the bald eagle is back
He might have brought a friend? Or the thing on the lower branch might be snow. I can’t tell. I’m eating food or I’d get up and take a pic lmao. Just imagine birds in tree.
The eagle is a harbinger of doom for me. TWO eagles is either double the doom or… something else
He might have brought a friend? Or the thing on the lower branch might be snow. I can’t tell. I’m eating food or I’d get up and take a pic lmao. Just imagine birds in tree.
The eagle is a harbinger of doom for me. TWO eagles is either double the doom or… something else
@normanroots.bsky.social Sorry this is completely random, but your posts keep getting (erroneously?) labeled as spam, and I see you followed me so I’m just making sure you’re aware of what’s going on (and are a real person)? Your posts don’t look like spam to me 🧐
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@normanroots.bsky.social Sorry this is completely random, but your posts keep getting (erroneously?) labeled as spam, and I see you followed me so I’m just making sure you’re aware of what’s going on (and are a real person)? Your posts don’t look like spam to me 🧐
I’m reading Go Ask Alice for the first time lmao
Yeah, the book that everyone else read when they were 12, right alongside Are You There God It’s Me Margaret and whatever other “adolescence is really weird and scary” books are staples of the American teenage experience. Feels very nostalgic tho
Yeah, the book that everyone else read when they were 12, right alongside Are You There God It’s Me Margaret and whatever other “adolescence is really weird and scary” books are staples of the American teenage experience. Feels very nostalgic tho
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m reading Go Ask Alice for the first time lmao
Yeah, the book that everyone else read when they were 12, right alongside Are You There God It’s Me Margaret and whatever other “adolescence is really weird and scary” books are staples of the American teenage experience. Feels very nostalgic tho
Yeah, the book that everyone else read when they were 12, right alongside Are You There God It’s Me Margaret and whatever other “adolescence is really weird and scary” books are staples of the American teenage experience. Feels very nostalgic tho
You know how dumb I am? Despite living with two people who did lots and lots of drugs, until this very moment I thought hashish was just another term for marijuana.
They DO both come from the cannabis plant, but the preparation is totally different and weed has significantly less THC than hash. 😳
They DO both come from the cannabis plant, but the preparation is totally different and weed has significantly less THC than hash. 😳
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You know how dumb I am? Despite living with two people who did lots and lots of drugs, until this very moment I thought hashish was just another term for marijuana.
They DO both come from the cannabis plant, but the preparation is totally different and weed has significantly less THC than hash. 😳
They DO both come from the cannabis plant, but the preparation is totally different and weed has significantly less THC than hash. 😳