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It’s Celly! s40e12: god, let’s just try and get through this in one piece • Single loser. Big city. Tiny cat. 🐈 (not actual size) • $50 DM fee for strangers 😎
God I’m sick of this bastard. There is a hole in the dirt that just yearns to be filled
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Y’know, THEM!

No, but seriously, it’s a pair of lawyers. Stephen Coates and Michael Peroff. They’re calling it Operation Bluebird.

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December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
And that’s simply NOT DONE!
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reads “Huh? What’d he do? Wait a minute. Pharaoh was married to Sarah, Abram’s wife. Did God set that up?!”

Another lilac colored note wonders, “Why did he think he’d be safer in a city that wasn’t built yet?!”

Ah, shit, I can’t go in depth on this yet. I started crying and scared the cat away.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Are highlighted. In different colors. And every so often, she would write random notes, on post-its. I had no idea she was doing all that.

All of her notes seem to represent her confusion at the many many many many many inconsistencies and bizarre scenarios in the good book.

A bright pink note
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Alright, I found it. In so doing, I accidentally knocked my mother’s old Bible down and it basically fell apart. It needs tape desperately.

It’s in such dreadful shape. Water damage, the cover is falling off. But I know she would want me to have it.

I hadn’t realized… entire huge chunks of text
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I bloody well hope so
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I could be wrong, but I think it’s because some folks are saying that the Twitter name and IP and everything are sitting idle anyway, and so they’re building Twitter 2.0.

It’s a shame no one had this idea in like 2022
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wouldn’t pay taxes then, to hell with the federal government. If they’re going to withhold funding then why give them anything? That’s just math.
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Alt: a bald man in a blue suit and blue shirt stands in front of a building and tells the camera, “that’s just math”
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December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hello lil Mari. Gorgeous eyes!!!
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I guess all their stuff fell on top of them? I’m really confused though. They’re advanced enough to be able to manufacture their own clothes and furniture, but it never occurs to them that this random bottle might get displaced when the snow melts? What am I missing 😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The animation is spectacular, but I’ve got to admit I don’t really understand the message. If the bottle had been recycled, then the mice never would have gone to live in it, and they’d be alive. But who’s to blame here, the humans for leaving it, or the mice for not understanding that snow melts?
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wow. That’s true.

Alas, poor Susan. If she had only pulled through, he would have been the recipient of some monies. Not just some monies. Many many monies.

And now? Not.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM